shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

One of my ancestors put their soul in it. -she says this as though this is a perfectly normal and understandable thing to do-

 

Their soul in it?

 

(Rat.exe has encoutered an error Rottan er ruglað saman við vélmenni the rat grooms to cover its confusion)

 

That probably hurt. Only question is more or less than putting it in a tree.

 

Yes, so they could stay around longer!

Oh, I don't know. My sister has begun the process of putting herself in her castle on Mars, and she hasn't mentioned it hurting. Not that she would, I suppose.

 

... What does the Castle say?

 

Castle Heterodyne? Oh, you won't get it to talk about that. It may have forgotten. It was centuries ago, and a lot of things have happened since then!
It's very happy though, even if it *does* sulk when you only let it have a few lethal booby traps around.

 

Castle on Mars? I like Mars. It's orange and red and far away.

 

You'd get on well with my sister, then! She loves Mars so much she hardly ever comes back from it any more!

 

How does she get to Mars?

 

Spaceship. She basically invented them.

 

What's a spaceship?

 

...Do you know what a boat is? Big one of those except instead of going on water, it goes up through space! -she gestures expansively-

 

buttbot!!

 

Wow! How does it do that?

You're a spaceship?

 

for intergalactic travwel, runs on psionic ability. smaller ships just havwe vwarp drivwes.

 

A lot of complicated scientific and sparky things that I probably couldn't explain in less than, uhm, a week or so?

...Well, that's not how our spaceships run, but that sounds fascinating! Explain?

 

Sike-i-onic ability? Vwarp drivwes?

 

-grins at him- Goot, just makink sure.

 

psionic ability means they hook a troll up to the core of the ship and they powver it. organic powver sources havwe essentially an infinite amount of renewvable energy, as long as you keep them alivwe.

dont knowv howv vwarp drivwes vwork. i vwas an orphaner, not an engineer.