shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-He chirps and pounces away- I wanna help!

 

have you ever met that one weirdo who can fart the alphabet

this thing can fart out complete sentences

 

...Yes. It poops words. That is definitely an apt description.

 

Not for me for the tentacles!!!!!! -a tentacle, that looks half like the usual helmsrig ones and half like something completely different, waves at Mina-

Fetch me three screwdrivers and half a cinnamon bun!!

 

What's the alphabet?

*giggles*

 

Remember the symbols I showed you to write your name with? The collective name for all of them, in English, is the alphabet.

 

And people can fart those symbols?

 

Veeeeeeeell awright. -makes coffee appear, keeps it in hand- Vere do hy pour eet?

 

-Zooms out and returns with screwdrivers. They Are rather large, being sized for minibots- What´s a cinnamon bun?

 

-eyes Stela's contraption warily-

Is that freestanding, or are you planning to attach it to someone?

That would be a facet of organic biology I'm unfamiliar with, but I suppose it's possible.

 

Organic Bye-o-logee?

 

-giggles- You said aft!

 

-the tentacle darts out and claims the cup. Guess Stela didn't need to answer that one. The pile of... mysterious Things actually appears to be becoming smaller as time goes on; it's no less brain-bending, however-

-Stela pays no attention to their size. In fact, she's fuguing so hard that they immediately shrink to the right size when they meet her hand.- Small coiled pastry! Only half though, no more and no less!

Oh it'll attach don't worry I'm working on it!!!!!!!!

 

@Life Support of Iacon What´s a cinnamon bun? Or a pastry?

 

-Mina makes a cinnamon bun, cuts it in half and gives Stela the half-

 

I am mechanical, you are organic - that is, made of flesh. Biology is the study of life and how it works.

I'm not sure if that's medically advisable for your species. It would need very different wiring for mine.

 

-a silver raven swoops down and steals the other half, delivering it to Rayi-

 

i heard that.