shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

That would be my luck. Iph you punch me with my head the way it is now, Im gonna knock you so hard you wake up phor the next ten sweeps.

Phuckphace.

 

NO, NO, PALE AS IN FEEBLE AND UNIMPRESSIVE. YOUR ENGLISH IS NOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN R'LEYHIAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT SO.

-unearthly shriek, most of which can't be heard by humans or beings restricted to one dimension-
YOU FAILED ONCE! YOU MAY FAIL AGAIN!
-despite his words, he's definitely bleeding. you probably don't want to touch the blood if you're not immortal-

THANK YOU!

NO.

THANK YOU! ARE YOU A CREATION OF MY RELATION'S, THEN?

 

... Do you wan7 an ice pack? Did zomeone hur7 you?

*Offers up a conjured ice pack while continuing to be oddly serene and completely unaffected by the Brain Waves*

Wai7 a zecond. Are you making people hur7? 7ha7'z fucked up dude, you need 7o 7ame yourzelf. I like brea7hing exercizez

 

I think Ive read this phanphic.

 

I_D U N N O ! DO_Y O U_K N O W_C E N T R A L_P O W E R ? T H E Y_M A D E_M E_A N D_A L L_T H E_O T H E R_B O T B O T S . :)

 

l0v3ly.

...5h17, n0w 1'm k1nd 0f cur10u5. wh0 15??

 

-walks on in. he is a lightly singed tori and a rather grumpy looking one. his hat is ruined. he knows this and doesn't care save that he knows it'll annoy maoci.-

...

-eyes the tentacle monster that is just kind of. here. oh hi cthulhu. tori sighs. LOUDLY.-

 

[Unicron's dentae dig in harder as he wrestles with the being in at least one dimension. Reality is a little confusing if you try too hard to make sense of what is happening.]

 

[THERE ARE TIERS OF OUTER GODS.]

 

You are the worst kismesis Ive ever seen and you should be ashamed oph yourselph.

*He takes the ice pack anyways and shoves it against his face.*

 

-SIGHING INTENSIFIES-

 

50 wh0 d0 y0u c4ll wh3n y0u w4n7 @Cthulhu 70 p155 h15 mul71d1m3n510n4l p4n75?? 45k1ng f0r 4 fr13nd.

 

Uh bu7 didn'7 you zay 7ha7 I couldn'7 le7 o7herz hur7 you and i7 waz good 7o be pro7ec7ive? I mean, if your headache goez away I can do 7he punching? Like you like?

 

-starts chanting out magic syllables, half a banishing meant to weaken Cthulhu by forcing him between places, forced to burn power to stay in either without falling helplessly into neither. She's fought eldritch abominations professionally before, and is also possessed by one-

 

-he has sat down and has some paper and a brush out. he is writing out talismans just in case-

 

[I AM VERY LOW IN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND.]

 

Its a phair cop, guv. You might as well save the punching phor when were awake though.

How low.

 

c'm0n, dud3. y0u'v3 g0774 47 l3457 kn0w.

 

[A SMALLER GOD.]

 

THEY SENT AN AVATAR OF DESTRUCTION TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!

NOT BY THAT NAME, NO.

-does... something that the eye can't quite follow but that ends up with Cthulhu's hands on Unicron's eyes and ears, somehow at once, trying to dig in and destroy both-

-more shrieking, and something in reality goes all wobbly around @Aveira 'Venena' DeCalix -
WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT?

HE IS LOYAL TO ME, AND WON'T TELL YOU ANYTHING!