shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I_D O N T_T H I N K_T H E Y_H A V E_A N Y_O T H E R_N A M E S . . . W A I T , T H E_S H O U T Y_P E O P L E_O N_T V_S O M E T I M E S_C A L L_T H E M_T H E_M A N_O R_B I G_B U I S N E S S ! DO_Y O U_K N O W_T H O S E_N A M E S ? :0

 

y0u 5ur3??

 

Ford smiles at her. "You're welcome. Just...don't call me that around @The Handmaid. She might get jealous."

 

-frowns about that but really with how this day has been going is it any surprise-

That was an official notice. That you're likely under no obligation to heed, so I'm not certain why I bothered.

...point. Was a stupid way to word my concern. Though now I have to admit I'm not sure how to help with nosebleeds. Would a snack help at all?

-pulls out a wondrous and magical heavenly asian pear. it came from maoci of course-

Whoever and whatever you are, I approve of your moxy.

 

[The Unmaker does not need audials or optics to defeat a lesser being. His claws capture... something? and start tearing.]

 

NO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL -sound of incomprehensible noise that translates roughly to "parental figure"-

I SAID NO!!!

I CERTAINLY DO!

YES!!!

I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!!!

 

See iph you said shit like that to me more ophten maybe Id stick around.

Okay, cool. I can work with this.

What sort oph wicked shit can we do? Anything? Im down phor anything.

 

WHY HAVE I BEEN SUMMONED TO THE MORTAL REALM.

 

Mituna bows, grinning.

 

I'll just write you up for a few billion liang fine then.

 

(Reed laughs in surprise. It is only a little bit worryingly bubbly.) "Glasses," really? It's not the most original nickname ever.

(Her blinked-out eye literally lights back up.) Holy shit, dude, is that real fruit? And you don't want my soul for it or something?

 

I said STOP! [The universe, now in a bipedal mech form that is huge and a bit reminiscent of bismuth or architecture, fold it´s arms and glares at the fighters]
I was sleeping!

 

Um. It's my fault.

 

Oh phuck.

(Be cool be cool be cool dude youre cool.)

 

I WILL SHOO7 EVERY ONE OF 7HOZE BULGEZ COMING OU7 OF YOUR FACE.

WHA7 ARE YOU 7ALKING ABOU7??????

 

Ford shrugs. "Wasn't meant as a summoning, but if it irritates you, so much the better, Knives."

 

O H ! A R E_Y O U_R E L A T E D_T O_T H E M ? D O E S_T H A T_M A K E_Y O U_M Y_[U N C L E / A U N T / O T H E R] ? :0

 

Ah? No. Maybe a teensy bit of it, just the soul marrow. To be serious though it's yours. You seem like you could use it more than me.

-continues to hold it out. he is smiling softly-

-grins back-

 

knives??? ok, so NEITHER of you are good at nicknames.

 

There's a wolf-whistle. Are you six sweeps old, Mituna.