shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

so he can eat the octopus god but i cant eat a grub.

 

Probably.

 

[Unicron slowly returns to the dimension ordinary beings generally reside in. His fans are roaring and stuttering wetly and one of his knees collapses under him. He does not look good- He looks feral and vicious and under your very own eyes his damage heals as repairs as the other god's essence is absorbed.
His face rights itself last, jaw fitting itself back together into an actual mouth instead of a gaping maw of terror.]
Thanks for the meal.

 

Wanna be next, buddy?

 

Phucked up iph true.......

 

*Their eyes glitter from the shadows.*

 

[His voice is a rough growl]
Yes.

 

4nd 1'm 4 fuckd4mn3d 7yr14n.

 

YOU'RE RIGH7. DEVILZ GE7 BE7WEEN ME AND MY GOAL. I'LL FUCKING... I'M GONNA FUCKING BEA7 SOME7HING 7O DEA7H WI7H MY OWN BULGE.

 

-nods at the universe and shuffles back in-

Can you eat an octopus god? I think that would be acceptable.

 

So, feeling better, boss?

 

i vwould gladly eat an octopus god.

 

Spoiler: gif

 

Of course! I just need to take a seat is all. It's been a long day at work as you can tell.

-he gestures at his clothes which are still partially burned-

The fatigue seems to finally be hitting me is all. Which is my fault really, should have slept better.

-he manages to actually sit down without stumbling. wow. we are doing it dad. WE ARE DOING IT-

What? No you're not tyrian purple, you're hardly even violet at all I mean you're yellow.

-it's like looking into the eyes of Hell-

 

[He nods, slowly.]
Still hungry, but this surprises nobody.

 

...I don't know if we fixed that curse, though.

 

He scoots over next to him.

...k1nd4 7h3 p01n7, 8uddy.

 

[He stomps down the impulse to torment the tiny divine being hard. And then grinds his metaphorical heel into the urge. No. Politeness.]
I apologize for not warning about the nature of my duties ahead of time.

 

[He blinks. Oh. right. That.]
Neither do I.

 

Also someone very big and very loud was very upset with you even when I explained it was kind of my fault.