shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

...oh. A joke. Heh. Immortals, I'm slow on the uptake.

-tori has not budged an inch from his spot with the being scooted towards. he isn't running away but at the same time he isn't really reacting to the closeness-

Yama could use men as considerate as you.

 

... I'm just gonna pretend none of this ever happened.
[Dom has lost about 3/5ths of his sanity points.]

 

- botbot just kind of. sits. they look dejectedly at their box of bandaids. the bandaids are dinosaur print -

 

Phantastic show though. 8/8 would watch again.

 

Spoiler: death

[Loud screams of pain, followed by death. A few dozen rats attempt to consume his body, but melt upon touching it.]

 

...shit.

 

And I get dessert! Wow!

 

[Kenny walks back in]

fppmpppmfpmf fmpmfpmmmfmp mpffmfmmfpmpmffpppmfm mfpfmfpfffmp

 

I don't... understand you.

 

- botbot sees the cool superhero die, and clutches the bandaids tighter -

 

[sighing] I´m sorry if I scared you little one. It´s hard to make myself small.

 

... Oh.

I am subject to the laws of my universe and as such cannot move from my post. Besides...
[His voice turns into a dangerous growl]
I submit to nobody.

...
[He looks quietly regretful.]

 

If Timmie is trapped in the water collection shaft then he can damn well stay there.

 

-just looks away and stares at some other undefined point in space-

Of course.

 

I am very sorry.

He said he felt a great deal of pain.

 

bowv chicka vwowv vwowv.

 

I... I'm sorry.

 

*muffled sigh*
mmmmfmmmmmffppp, ppfpppmpp ppmppfppmmpppppfmp...
[Kenny leaves again]

 

Have at it, then!

 

That's what she said.

-is very pointedly looking at the politics in a funny hat. he won't get it. she isn't even sure it's a politics. but god damn does it look like a politcs mchighkingman-