shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[Mysterion returns]

It's okay, little guy. My power is that i always come back.

Accidental death sort of follows me wherever I go due to the curse, so I've grown mostly used to it. It's fine.
[Mysterion still looks rather weary beneath the mask]

 

[His growl has grown low and powerful enough to cause pain]
Mere mortals like your kind cannot withstand me.

 

You do realize that statements like that have quite the appeal to... certain subsets of the population.

 

Still. I hope you do not judge Lacuna for my inability to lift the curse laid upon you.

 

[He arches an optic ridge. Did Life Support include himself in that statement? Was there somethign of interest to learn here?]

 

am i in a bad porno.

 

The only kind you'd be let in.

 

Arent we all basically immortal here except phor the two oph us that just died? Im just saying. Not a good turn oph.

(Ophph? No that sounds stupid too. Phuck.)

 

- botbot turns toward mysterion in surprise -

I_D I D_N O T_K N O W_S Q U I S H L I K E S_C A M E_I N_M O D E L S_T O O ! - they clack their graspers together and their antenna's glow is very dim - O N E_O F_Y O U R_[M O D E L-C O O L_S U P E R_H E R O] F R I E N D S_D I E D . . . :(

 

Like i said, it's fine. This just means that i get to continue using my powers to fight crime, as difficult as my powers are to live with.

 

you vwont be able to find anything past age fifteen.

 

No, they're the same person!

 

Not! I didn't... mean it like that...
*except maybe he did, whoops*
*clears his throat*
In any case, this conversation has to be postponed until such a time when I'm not carrying a child who violently opposes your energy.

 

Y E S ? A L L_M O D E L S_C O N S I S T_O F_T H E_S A M E_P E R S O N , T H A T_I S_H O W_M O D E L S_W O R K .

 

No, no, the same mind.

 

[The glare from Unicron somehow has physical weight and impacts like a slap to the face]

I consume organics but I do not enter carnal relations with them.

[He nods.]

 

Well obviously. Have you seen how my boss talks to girls?

 

Wow, rude. Does it count as carnal iph you vore them too?

 

[A wolfish grin appears on Unicron's face for a split second, before he can hide it. He stands abruptly.]
I have business to attend to.

 

No. That is strictly business.
[He glances down at the organic with a strange look in his optics between glare and something more fire-y, before brusquely walking away.]