shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

head of the mortal relations department ;)

 

[GOOD. VERY GOOD.]

*It can't exactly look embarrassed, but its tentacles twitch a bit.*

 

g00d f0r y0u, 808. h1gh- 73n74cl3??

He raises up a hand for a high five, briefly glad that blank eyes= nobody can tell that he's looking around for an arm-analogue on the eldritch horror.

 

[IF I WERE TO MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH YOU YOUR MENTAL FACILITIES WOULD LIKELY BE RENDERED USELESS.]

 

5p01l5p0r7.

 

[vwhat??]

 

[its 8AD.]

 

@Bob the Horrorterror
[VWHY.]

 

[GOOD RIDDANCE.]

 

-laughs at the horrorterrors-

 

[no. i cant livwe vwithout you.. ivwe learned so much from you. please let me stick around vwith you, at least for a little vwhile longer.]

*Cronus puts on his best, most convincing pleading eyes.*

 

*One of its eyes glances away from Cronus.*
[YOU'LL BE FINE.]

 

So, how's he still using them, then? *points at @caliginousAppendage *

 

[HE'S BEEN SUFFICIENTLY PREPARED.]

[AND ALSO HE MOST LIKELY WON'T EVER BE ABLE TO RETURN TO A NORMAL STATE OF EXISTENCE.]

 

[i vwont. remember howv i vwas before you met me? i vwas a literal VWRECK. you changed me.. cmon..*UNGODLY NOISE THAT IS ROUGHLY BOB'S TRUE NAME*.. you mean so much to me.]

 

Oh, yeah, he's a demon or something. Right.

 

[because im basically the chosen one, duh.]

 

[GO LIVE YOUR INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL LIFE.]

 

[im grimdark. 'demon' is politically incorrect, you fucking rhombus.]

 

[COME ON, 8O88Y. vwhatll it take to convwince you??]