shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

...I'm sorry, what does 'how to metal' mean? What sort of problem are they having?

 

Mi they can´t just go on like mis, they need to eat. What does metal eat? And why do they turn into things sometimes?

 

...mechs like myself eat energon, a certain sort of shiny rock or the liquid made from that rock, as well as bits of other metal. If you want to be polite about it, metal that didn't come from another person. I can make some of all those options if you like. And they transform because... [her optics flicker green for a moment.] Hm. Because that's how they are, apparently! Transformation is part of life for us.

 

. . . Transform?

 

Mi, pirrlease? They´re hungry. -a few more mis as well as several mechmis come up to Onyx. The Mechmis look excited-

 

My species are shapeshifters, yes; most have a set number of forms, generally two but up to six are capable of naturally occurring, that they switch between. I myself have three: my 'root', or most comfortable, which I am right now-- [She gestures to herself in all her winged centaur glory--]; and two alts-- pardon, alternate forms-- both beast forms.

[Onyx kneels very carefully and summons a shallow dish of shimmering, pink liquid energon, a cluster of raw energon crystals, and various piles of metal shavings.]

 

Mi pirr! -the mech mis swarm the offerings. Crystals prove to hard for tiny little teeth, and metal does not smell interesting but the liquid energon saucer is surrounded and lapped at amid many tiny purrs.-

 

- botbot's graspers twirl excitedly -

W H A T_A R E_T H E S E_S M A L L_F L U F F S ? :0

 

An interesting perspectivwe.

Equally interesting, but for different reasons.

 

dont engage him. he gets off to people thinking hes some kind of genius philosopher.

*Sip.*

 

What's a fill-os-sopp-ferr?

 

going in circles about morality for hours.

 

Morality? What's good and what's bad? Shouldn't they know that already?

 

-one mechmi squeaks loudly and turns into a tiny surveillance camera- We´re mis! -a fluffy mi pounces over to sniff the bot-

 

Morality is dictated by those vwho havwe seized powver and is nevwer objectivwe.

 

i rest my case.

 

oh, kiddo. if anybody tells you they know for sure what's right, don't believe 'em.

 

no one likes you, mars. go avway.

 

[Dom poofs back into the rave in some kind of "reverse explosion" of dark gray dust.]
Yeaaaaaah, that attitude of "What I say you should do is Good, what I say you shouldn't do is Bad" got me nearly burned at the stake along with my books once.

 

I'm afraid you must havwe mistaken me for some other great thinker. I havwe no relation to this 'Mars'.