shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I don't think bread is terribly good for your digestive system, but... ah, rust it, the kitten got candy too. [Onyx summons a scattering of bread, fruits both dried and fresh, and seeds around the birb.]

 

It is The Day of Life now, shall we celebrate with the usual drinkssss made of sssspoiled fruit juice?

 

I thiiiiiiink we should celebrate by setting something on fiRE

 

:0 (various smol and larg rats run around the birb, attempting to pick up some of the Sudden Snacks.

it ratmas... merratmas)

 

No, this is celebrating the rissse of the sssea to bring life to the peoplessss. Thisss is the only holiday I celebrate from back home, give me thisss.

 

(Apostasia steps into the rave, carefully. She is absolutely decked with blinking lights, ornamets, tinsel, and gingerbread things.)
Good morning to you, too.

 

nnnnot even a tiny little celebration fire?

 

Let's set the sea on fucking fire.

 

[Switchblade dances after her, polished to a sheen and every bit of navy blue on his plating covered in little silver star stickers.]
Happ' Holidays. I 'pp'rently didn't manage gettin' so drunk my optics blew out.

 

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

 

What is wrong with you two?

 

Fire is culturally important to me and you're being very hurtful right now.

 

Why not ssset a human Festive Tree on fire, they like that. I think.

 

-changed out her usual tattered and dirty, slightly sheer dress for something sturdy and colorful, hellebore in her hair. She sings, soft and wordless, and dances with a little flame in her hands, a tiny candle stub she exchanges between her hands, up over her head, outstretched from her body. The wax doesn't drip, and the heat doesn't seem to bother her at all-

 

Happy holidays, dear.
(Apostasia inspects him) I see they got you, too. You look like the night sky.

 

Carbon-based, highly flammable, and not likely to be put out when I do it. It's not a challenge. I'll still fucking do thought.

 

Eeeeeeeverything.

My owners super didn't liek it when i set things on fire but that ust made me wanna do it mooooore :O

 

... I'll pay attention to you if you jusssst asssk, you ssstrange little man. Why not burn a building, or a glasss of water.

 

Somethin' 'bout it bein' a longest night somewhere.
You're prettier though.

 

HEY SHITHEAD

[He pitches a box of matches and starter fluid at Scanner's head.]

I'll fucking set you on fire just fucking watch me.

[He climbs Mount Vermillion.]