shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fire is so last season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get with the picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She aims a kick at the flaming ball of dorks.

 

nah.

 

ONE OF US ONE OF US

[There is a grabby hand attempting to yank her into the FIRE BALL OF FRIENDSHIP.]

 

JOOOOOOIN USSSSSS
[Scanner also attempts to add Chi to the Friendship Bonfire Tangle]

 

She allows herself to be dragged in, cackling as obnoxiously as possible.

 

[He continues to shriek with delight and is now also trying to tape firecrackers to THE FRIENDSHIP FIRE participants. Safe And Family-Friendly Fun!]

 

Meanwhile, Dol attempts to steal @Technofae 79's rug.

 

you fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're doing it all wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! give me those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She makes grabby hands at the firecrackers.

 

[Scanner is helping, if by helping one means getting his hands in the way of everything in an attempt to cuddle more.]

[.... he is momentarily distracted because more potential friends?]

 

Have a blast!

[He smacks the firecrackers against her face. How they aren't going off in THE FRIENDSHIP FIRE is anyone's guess.]

 

SCREEEEEEEEEE NO NO NO NO NO!

 

Dol stops mid-rug grab to clutch their ears, and Chi quickly detangles herself from the flaming pile of fools to go see what's up.

 

-79 tries to wiggle away, dragging the rug above her.-

 

Chi steps on the rug. She's still holding the firecrackers.

what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-79 screams like a banshee.-

 

Chi kicks the middle of the rug-lump. Rude!

 

-Wiggle wiggle wiggle! Escape with the rug, 79!-

 

[Venture materializes sprawled on the ground, paint dinged up in an entirely different pattern than his earlier scuffle with Lacuna left. There appears to be gold and silver glitter smeared up the ventral side of one wing.]

...huh. Guess I finally offlined? Happy gift-giving whatever-the-frag holiday everyone.

 

Dol joins in, grabbing the edge of the rug and plopping down on their ass. Try escaping with that rug NOW.

 

-79 sets the rug on fire and scarpers.-