shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!!

no see I'm the carriage I'll ride both of you while 79 drags us around it'll be great!!!!!!!!

 

She skips over and kicks Scanner hard in the shin, grinning.

so you don't feel neglected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and that WILL be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're big and stupid but we're tougher i bet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 79 let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[He looks down at her, without his facial expression changing at all]
Ow.
[This is said with a neutral drone, entirely devoid of any sincere expression of pain.]
Y'all are ust jelly at my sweet legy mods.
[He raises one of them in a ridiculous split to show off how long they are]

 

they make you look like a weird bug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the ears are cool though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are they sensitive????????????????????????

Chi deliberately pitches her voice as shrill and piercing as possible, getting right up close to Scanner.

 

Well I mean looking like a weird bug is the POINT so thanks?????
And yes, yes they are.
[He flicks her forehead with his left hand]

 

then you're the weirdest bug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey hey hey hey hey hey hey fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe my FOREHEAD is sensitive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huh!!!!!!!!!!!! what about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

is it? is it really really sensitive? is it super sensitive? do you want someone to rub little circles on your forehead you nasty fucker?
[Scanner grins and waggles his not-eyebrows.]

 

D: That's less fun than people breaking into the facility to steal me.

 

She mirrors his not-eyebrow waggle, darting back a step.

come and find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ell em ay oh what my own damn work is all I ever do, pukesmear, and everyone else's, too. what in the name of fate's most fanciful flailing bull-shittery are you on anyway? not that it ain't plain incredible to be called a human again, thanks for that.

[[She throws a second gummy worm at her. Whips it, really, before she pops another in her mouth.]]

 

Fun is for real people!!! didn't you know!!!!!

[Scanner shrieks enthusiastically and gives chase.]

 

Now tha's just bullshit. -half pouting-

 

Chi cackles and runs off as fast as her feet can take her.

greenie's a fucking bug txt it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a slow one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That kinda attitude gets you labeled unpatchable! Isn't that fun.

[He is clearly letting her get away since his strides aren't as long as they could be]
Nah it's called pacing yourself, you should try it sometimes!!! I can show you how when I lick your forehead!

 

That's... extra bullshit. Bullshit³. Coalition levels of bullshit.

 

The rebellion is dead and I can't do anything against it anymore because I'm in prisonnnnnn!

 

well you'll certainly never get to do that if you keep on pacing yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[He makes three big steps and suddenly wraps his arms around Chi. He lifts her off the floor]
What was that?

 

-some tech stuff in their immediate vicinity goes sparky. Fortunately no-one who'd be harmed is close enough to feel it, but Static is flailing with their hands tucked into the sleeves of their jacket and making little distressed noises-

 

Stop fucking up the network sib that's bad manners.