shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[THE BRIDGE WORTH OF STAR TREK CONSOLE BEEPS]

 

my face doesn't suck. your face sucks. you lost, you said. so objectively you suck more.

And with that, Dol retreats back under the rug for now.

 

greenie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She gestures to Scanner.

let's bother hotter greenie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FIFTY THOUSAND WINDOWS ERROR SOUNDS]

If I knew why this upsets me I'd beat your fucking face in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

... Yes that's a great idea that's the GREATEST idea

 

[WILHELM SCREAM]

 

i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all my ideas are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Iz diz a closed friend kinda brawl or ken pipple join?

 

[Stalker] If they're having a -vague gesture- thing, you can fite me.

 

[BURNING COMPUTER LEAKING BLACK SLUDGE NOISES]

they so are!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know if I know you well enough to punch you in the face lovingly!!!

 

-This is the face of regret-

Wait, hotter? ????

 

Yesssssssssssssssssssss
[Scanner makes grabby hand/grasper claw combo.]

 

[DUBSTEP REMIX OF THE "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" SOUNDBIT]

 

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chi squirms away from Scanner and bounces up to Vermillion.

greenie looks like a fucking bug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a sexy bug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kind of a sexy bug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but you're sexier and not a bug so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm heartbroken. I am heartbroken sib. You broke me.
[he drapes over Chi's back obnoxiously, leaning all his weight onto her]
I thought I was the only one for youuuu

 

-pounces on!-

Hyu could get ta know me!

 

-Determines to have 'Techno-fae whisperer placed on his business cards-

Fine, you sssily things.

Dramatic. Like thisss

-flops himself onto his back, tail all coiled and twisted up with a hand over his forehead.- Look, I'm Scanner.

 

[Ambient sounds of a rainstorm with the faintest of "Never gonna give you up" mixed into the background]

I'm broke as fuck so you'll have to pay for dinner.

 

[Scanner immediately throws himself onto Vermillion]
Naaaaaaaaah you gotta give it more gusto really sell the dying noises.

 

*Loud, high-pitched whine.*