shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

She goes for the bright spots.

try having more of these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a stealing date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Makeouts initiated. Cuddle-limbs engaged. Scanner practically wraps himself around Dol.]

 

[Every error code they've ever seen, arranged in a.... spade?]

 

They stiffen up a bit at the sudden contact but don't pull away. Chi wolf-whistles in the background.

your face still looks like an ass. just so you know.

 

[The sound of five thousand assholes in a single chatroom, spamming bullshit memes, with a gif of a glittery blinking bright green "what the fuck's that supposed to mean"]

 

[Scanner rubs soothing little circles into the nearest bit of skin under his thumb]

Asses are sexy or so I'm told.

 

[No jokes this time, just their very distraught voice; "I DON'T KNOW"]

I need a troll.

 

sometimes. there was a rebellion?

Dol's abysmal timing strikes again.

 

Only eef hyu pick gross booze, eediot.

-is pounced, a ball of fight occurs. It is not on fire-

 

[Stalker and Morgan] -fight fight fight! Also preferably remain not on fire-

 

-enters rave with her shiny new subaccount-

-'looks' (more empathic than visual) at Static-

-looks at the ball of fight-

-turns to leave rave, but there is no escape-

[psychic equivalent of quiet grumbling]

 

I DON'T KNOW EITHER WHAT'S A TROLL EXCEPT THE THING WE DOSOMETIMES WHERE WE DEFACE EVERY SURFACE ON THE INTERNET WITH INJOKES?

[Scanner shrugs]
I guess???? Otherwise I wouldn't remember everyone dying in a bloody massacre! I don't even know who they are I just know they're deaaaad

 

Get some of your own! They're sensitive!

[He yanks on her hair some more, still cackling.]

 

No, a Alternian. Grey people with candy colored horns, like my alien girlfriend. (Her continued use of that phrase is entirely Stalker's fault.) They do spades. I have feelings and they're weird.

 

fuck feelings!!! Also fuck your girlfriend! Grey skin is so last season all hip skin is pitch fucking black now!!

 

TAKE THAT BACK YOU FILTHY ANIMAL.

 

Actually I'm kinda feeling sick of how many fucking exclamation points I've been using recently that'S ALL YOUR FAULT CHI TAKE THEM BACK

 

Hey!

 

NEVER
ALSO I'M NOT AN ANIMAL I'M A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT GET IT RIGHT!

 

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