shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Gross Finface. Your Flirting Has Seen Better Days. Gone Soft Now That You Have Managed To Impress A Few Easily Convinced Squish-Pushered Weirdos?

 

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They have to learn somehow.

 

This is vwhat lusii are for.

 

He doesn't have one, and I'm more than willing to play surrogate.

 

Wiggler Norm? I'm a genie, not a wiggler!

I don't see what this has to do with that.

What's lusii? And surrogate?

 

Youre A Wiggler, Because You Are A Juvenile. Can Be Both A Wiggler And A Genie If You Are A Tiny Genie.

 

But what's a juvenile, then?

 

tiny little bastard vwho doesnt knowv dick about shit.

 

Did someone mention dick?

 

I know about shit! And dicks!

But you're right, my parents probably weren't married.

Dick!

 

Lusii-- the word for only one is 'lusus'-- are smart animals that help raise young trolls. A surrogate is someone who stands in for someone else-- say, if a mother cat gets taken by a hawk, if a second cat takes the first's kittens to raise, the second cat is their surrogate mother.

A juvenile is someone who's not done growing yet.

 

[...Cassie tries again for a screwdriver and gets another orange.]
Anyone want this?

 

Trolls are raised by animals?

Oh! So I am a juvenile!

Food!!!

 

supposedly.

 

What do you mean, 'supposedly'?

 

they die. vwery easily.

 

They die and then you aren't raised by them anymore?

 

yes.