shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-lifts her hands to sign a variety of curses. Sign language can be quite inventive!-

 

I think your hands are possessed and signing cursewords at people that you don't mean! You should get new hands!! Or a claw like mine!
[He snaps the grasper claw at her a few times, still half draped over Dol]

 

[He carefully tiptoes around in a circle to face Vermillion and then flares his frills twice as hard.]

 

why can't i have neck frills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck they look great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and obnoxious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You're flirting with me. Why.

 

We should steal you neckfrills!!!!

 

<miscommunication> <agreement> <fuck everything forever>

 

...yes. like twins.

Dol looks away uneasily but continues petting.

 

We should find you hands that fuck everything forever? That'll be hard, stealing kinky hands is hard work, your standards are too high!

 

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

who wouldn't????????????????

 

<Nevermind> -flips him off-

 

That's what the a and b thing means right that you're supposed to have a partner or something right?
["If you just barrel face first into the thing that makes you uncomfortable you will most likely maybe live, probably" - the great poet 75-a]

 

Get your own! Mine would clash!

Also they're still in my neck so fuck you!

[The frilling continues. He winks too, for good measure.]

 

We'll add that to the date plan! stealing food AND stealing neckfrills! perfect!

I agree

-gasps in mock offense-

 

we're twins but we're not each others' twins. don't tell.

 

that's the fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we're #goals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I can keep a secret! I think I'm supposed to have one but... I can't remember...

 

everyone will be sooooo jealous!

 

oh. be our third! if you want. is that a bad thing to say?