shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

That might be! This isn't exactly my strong suit though and, it seems, not hers either.

It is valuable though. Or dear, rather. I mean a piece of pretty cloth with knotwork isn't exactly the most valuable thing.

 

...maybe...but it can have personal value...

 

-her signing is a little hurried-

<Easy> <yes> <no> <if> <not> <comfortable>

<I feel your distress> -it's fortunately an easy sentence-

 

(off in a corner of the rave a rat has found a small bowling set)

(They stand up on their hind feet, lean on the ball to snif. The ball rolls slowly away from them until it hits a single pin, just hard enough that it gently topples over)

(They groom in general confusion. Did they win?? Are the pins for eating now that theyve killed one??)

 

*The wiggler investigates.*

*CONCLUSION: the pins are NOT for eating and DO NOT TASTE GOOD.*

 

(the rat abandons their plans to gnaw the pin. :E)

 

[A very small Congratulations On A Successful Experiment banner pops up near the pins]

[A plate of black forest cupcakes joins it.]

 

:0
(A sudden food...)

(the rat snifs and snifs the cupcakes before grabbing one with their teeth and dragging it a few paces away to d e v o u r t h e c a k e)

 

[sticks his legy out real far]
I'm bored.

 

You always are.

 

*eyes sparkling*
Yep. It's a total accomplishment to change that y'know.

 

One I think I can probably do without in this instance.

 

Awwwwww. No wait I know how this goes, I have approximate knowledge of how flirting works...
Should I tell you how pretty you are? Because you are totally pretty.

 

I am approximately ten feet taller than you and made entirely of metal, whereas you are only partly so.
And it would be far too strange to indulge in anything with a version of you who is shorter than me.

 

You're sooo cruel. Super cruel. It'd be totally worth it y'know. Super worth it.

 

I have no desire to precipitate a fight between two different versions of my conjunx.

 

No no, see. We don't gotta fight. We'll just both make you feel good.

 

.... Tiny half-squishie me has a point.

 

-her tone is still emotionless, but she might well be smiling- Now you are just ganging up on me.

 

Absolutely :P