shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Definitely ganging up on you.

 

-she vents loudly and holds up her hands in what is absolutely a theatrical gesture- I see I have no choice.

 

[Both giant robot and smol technofae attach themselves to her. A fade to black begins.]

 

*coughs into his hand*

 

I'm a responsible adult! Police officers like me have a lot of responsibility.

 

[Venture, still smeared with glitter from the holiday explosion, looks down at himself.]

...don't think I count. Not sure I ever counted even when I was Enforcement.

 

im a responsible adult in the sense that im not responsible for anything that happens on account of vwigglers being dumbasses.

 

Get on my level, nerds.
[The captain is doing paperwork while asleep. Primus, someone safe her from her addiction to work.]

 

-steals her datapad and subspaces it-

 

-pulls out another datapad like nothing even happened-

 

-trots out of the rave, retuns with a Smol Soundy to drop in Nichys lap, right on the datapad.-

 

-Yawns, curls up on mom-

 

That's foul play, nurse.
[She sounds amused though and pets her smol cat son]

 

-curls around them- Never said I play fair.

 

-PURR!-

 

Would being 21 count as an adult? But I am the ruler of a painted world, but I'm a princess. I'm so confused.

 

[Badly smothered:] D'awwww

 

I'm good at trivia, but I don't know this one...

 

Of course not. You never do when it comes to my workload.
[cat nurse is petted too. Love that cat family]

Did you learn something fun today, sweetspark?

I know right?

 

-soft purring- Someones gotta keep ya from keelin over.