shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I CAN EXPAND AS MUCH AS I NEED TO.

WATCH.

*COLLEG becomes big enough for tamatoa to fit comfortably inside, if he wishes to*

 

It's like looking at a Fortune God when woke up after a night at Club 33! Are you a Fortune God though?

 

We Knorths are notoriously hard to keep alive and even harder to kill, sadly. You'll have more luck trying to get me to eat.

 

-makes the darker-

 

-makes only his face darker. Oof that is exhausting-

 

Spoiler

Just a (metaphorically) poor, extremely unappreciated monster, unfortunately.

Why eat dinner when you have the opportunity to be it?

*He looms ominously.*

 

HE DEFINITELY HAS A FORTUNE! AND I WANT IT!

 

-looks up at this horrible thing with its DARKLING GLAMOUR. oh no.-

I'd rather pass on that, if you don't mind. I've classes to attend, you know.

-he is stepping back and tensing up. he might have to dance soon. argh-

 

-nods-

That does make sense, as you appear to be a Beast. Was a silly question on my part, admittedly. Going to say I can't approve of eating this woman here though.

 

i dont knovwwv man

the kid might havwvwe you beat

vwvwait im the kid right novwwv

vwvwhich means ivwvwe got you beat

 

@Tamatoa

Devour her whole, friend. Gwahahahaha!

 

And what do we owe the displeasure of your presence this evening, o' Great Prince of Passion? Are you avoiding another traffic ticket by harassing the mortals again? You could just learn to drive at the sanctioned speed limits, you realize.

 

Rules are for nerds. Like Satan. Don't be Satan, fuck the rules.

*Terrible, tone-deaf singing* Thrusting around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta flatten the slowpokes!

 

And it's that sort of attitude that keeps you from being invited to parties in the Seat. It's also why my sister has likely be sent on a search for you. If the CIS can't drag you in to pay your fines she might be able to.

-sighs heavily-

All while setting something on fire, probably.

 

Your ilk don't generally like to tug me around.
*It continues. Why* Can't dick around, have to keep movin' on. Guess what lies on my head, only one way to find out!

 

We find it exceptionally unpleasant, to put it lightly. Mengzhi is more than a little atypical though. For better or worse.

Often worse.

 

And that's why I haven't had to pay a single cent since that arrogant Gautama touched the ground and stuff!
*Make it stop. Please.* Must keep on movin' my head. No time for blessings, follow my clan instead!

 

Honestly at this point I'm vaguely hoping for her to drop in. Imagine that. I'm actually wishing for her to break something! Hah!

 

-he has also taken the time to write up a talisman of no fuck you no charming people and magically stapled it to you. it is very daoist and reads like a form letter because it is in fact a form letter-

 

*Still singing, Mara tries to burn the talisman, and starts casting maralagidyne everywhere.*
Your little trinket doesn't say shit about spewing fire anywhere! And if someone happens to walk into the flames and just so happens to start lusting all over you then it's not my fault!

Trusting in your own damn greed, take my lead, I'll set you free!