shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Is that why you don't like cats? 'Cause they don't tell you what time is?

*bites his lip* Hmmm...

 

vwvwell...the kid doesnt vwvwant me to tell anyone but vwvwevwvwe got a secret arrangement goin on

 

sure kid novwwv movwvwe along

 

-the boredest expression she can muster. It's pretty disinterested. She's had to use it on a legit trickster god before-

 

the only vway itd be less secret is if you vwere handcuffed to a pole in lingerie.

 

"He doesn't like cats because we are much more awesome than he is. Ford told me you were little here, but I didn't believe it till now. Aren't you cute!"

 

Really? That's why. And only cats? He doesn't like anything else 'cause it's more awesome than him?

*smiles* I am?

 

"Yes you are! I'm Magistra Doctora Valiska t'Shae Pines. You had ice cream with one of my consorts, Stanford. And when you're older you live in our home!"

 

i svwvwear theres more to it than youd think

buddy
pal
"dancestor"
you hardly evwvwen knovwwv the tip of the iceberg

 

Yeah. Ford told me about that. I thought it meant that I was his mate but he told me it didn't. And that's, well, it really makes me wonder how and why I ended up there and why I stayed there. I mean, you guys are nice, but... how big can your home even be?

 

...oh hey...you're that really cool lady from before...i remember you...

 

Even the little djinn had a better secret. Actually, the djinn had a very good secret. Where you stick your junk, on the other hand, interests me significantly less.

 

Very.

 

How very?

 

Most homes you're used to are only one floor, right? Imagine if someone stacked a bunch of them, with a bunch of the stack going into the ground and a few sticking out on top.

 

Humans can do that?

 

Oh yes. They get clever, later. Still pretty clever when you're from, from what I've gathered, but they really pick it up later.

 

Does that mean their wishes'll get better?

 

... Not really. But you'll at least get more variety of stupid wishes?

 

But not much more.