shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[A growl significantly more dragon than mech; two of her eyes start shading red.] How many wars have you seen, Solusdaughter?

'Timeless classics'? Sols is turning in the Well.

 

I´m having my doubts. -looks down at her-

Some of us prefer to let our framework speak for itself rather than drowning it in less than tasteful additions. This nasty bulky war plating says that I will look beautiful while slicing someones wings off. -a grin that is really just a barely disguised baring of teeth-

 

(chanting) robot fight, robot fight

 

tvwo hundred caegars on the fairest.

 

Oh, please, this is barely a ruffling of feathers.

 

Ah of course now the rusty old timer is threatened. It was only a matter of time.

[She entirely misses the growl] None, because wars are distasteful and messy and bad.

I'm not actually a priestess so I could care less about the approval of a mythological figure, okay, bye!

What it says is that you are a brutal and ugly mech who can't talk about a simple aesthetic disagreement without threatening violence! Even Burlesque has managed to not threaten me so far, your temper is just horrendous.

 

Temper, my dear.

 

Then refrain from commenting on that which you do not understand, unless you are asking polite questions. You are likely to offend, and as you've already notice soldiers' tempers run hot.

 

[She flares her wings smugly and winks at Onyx coquettishly over her shoulder]
I know.

 

Oh. It's a kink thing, then. Darling, you must know that consent by all parties should be obtained prior to engagement, yes?

 

So you delight in making a target of yourself then? I can't say I'm surprised, given your lack of combat experience.

 

[Ruffling her tailfeathers a little and hopping in place. shimmie that aft]
My enjoyment of people getting so angry they entirely fail to behave themselves is completely disengaged from my interface habits, sweetling. We aren't all like you.

 

[He smiles.]

My dear, I would hope that you could recognize that not all kinks were explicitly sexual, but I suppose that is asking a great deal of you. If you ever require ample lessons in the fact, I'm more than willing to give you my rates.

 

Oh please, just because I wasn't in a war does not mean I lack combat experience. Some people realize that not every disagreement has to become a universe spanning tantrum.

 

-serene smile that doesn´t reach his optics- Why would I make a threat I have no hope of making good on? I was merely explaining the aesthetic principles of warframes to you. My deepest apologies if that was misunderstood.

 

Oh darling, you couldn't pay me to spend time letting you teach me things. If I ever want to bore myself to greying out I will just take monitor duty!

 

Oh good, I was wondering if you knew you had no hope of beating me.

 

-burst out laughing-

 

Ah well. I can't expect you to appreciate the proper worth of my time. After all, you work in securities. A terribly imposing and time-consuming job, I'm sure. Which is why you've utterly failed to rise to the challenge?

 

Politics. [Onyx snorts and shakes her head, wings folding and unfolding.] Give me a good bit of unmapped ground or a new species to watch any cycle.