shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Do you have subspace tech as well, then?

 

-Alarmed kitten squeaks!-

 

-nods- I find it pretty amazing, myself, although being a medic, I study mostly things relating to my own species.

 

Pardon? No, I just warp reality slightly when I fugue! And this place ramps it up to eleven it's great -the sparkle in her eyes is becoming a little dangerous-looking-

 

-sends the raven over to deliver the last of the bun. It only eats a few pieces on the way-

 

-gentle pets-

Well, subspace is... A little like that. A pocket dimension. So it warps reality a little, though not quite in the way you mean, I think.

 

Hm? Oh, thank you! -absently pops it into her mouth-

Oooh, that would be handy! Do you happen to know how it works?

 

We're sparked with it, and it grows with us. I can see if this place will translate a text on their injuries and biology.

 

-cuddles-

Caer! The organic made a thing that moved us here! Caer what is it!

 

-SPARKLY EYES- Oh yes!

 

(Apostasia has been watching @Stela Heterodyne's, uh, progress with interest. Now she is looking pensive.)
And there I thought Rillyeneth was bad with keeping reality straight, but we never got her old blueprints to actually work...

 

I could have a look if you liked!

 

-a little quickly- Please don't. Or at least wait until tomorrow.

 

How's that carpet taste?

 

Now look, I assure you, randomly porting to different spaces in the dreamworld hardly ever happens-

 

everything tastes like shitty booze right now - (sits up) HEY, what are you doing here? i haven't seen any other .. real people... well, no offense meant to the giant robots i guess. "people i know" might be better. "people who i last saw bitching about how tasers hurt while i was bleeding from a crossbow wound," even. (she says this fairly amiably, obviously not actually mad.)

 

One reality-break per day, please.

 

-takes out a data slate and slides it over, since it's about four feet tall-
It should be in English now.

 

-flips a hand- Boring.

-she picks it up, and once again it shrinks to fit her hand- Oh, excellent! Thank you!