shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[She shakes out her platelets, throwing small uncomfortable looks at Starscream and Burlesque.]
Almost never, but that's one of those secrets-that-aren't-really-secrets. I'm just a very cranky bird but I don't mean everything. Don't tell anyone though. You'll ruin my reputation.

 

[He actually laughs like he was startled by the hilarity of the suggestion.]

I would actually pay to see you try and deal with Flux the way I do. In shanix, even.

Oh sweetspark. I don't get serious with her, I'm just... having fun. She's fun, isn't she?

See?

 

(wiggles her eyebrows overdramatically and wolf-whistles just to be contrary)

 

i used to be a cat.

 

-Lacuna still looks really wigged out.-

Sorry.

 

-wings droop a fraction before he props them back up.- Alright. -sits so he can see both her and beyond the screen.- If you want me to let someone in here just say so.

-wry smirk- Well I suppose you Were hired for security, not diplomacy.
-to Lacuna- I promise I have no intention of harming anyone here, no matter what I say when I´m irritated.

 

-also makes snacks appear near her-

 

...for what it's worth, I have no intention of actually doing battle here. It would serve no purpose but distraction, for one thing.

 

Burlesque and Eyefeather are fine. Of course.

 

I'd take you up on that offer if I wasn't currently very much having my hands full.

[she gently and almost-affectionately bumps her hip against his.]

Oh doveling, you don't need to apologize for getting upset.

Shush you. I said flattery won't get you anywhere, I already know I'm irritating.

 

Sorry??

 

-he does, in fact, clean himself up. Once he gets the black stuff out of his wounds they close right up- While you're getting free drinks get me one.

 

[She is about to say something, then visibly reconsiders.]
Not a sorry thing. Do you want a hug, doveling?
[She opens her arms]

 

Or ye can put on yer big buoy pants and ask fer yerself, savvy?

 

I- kind of want Stentato.

 

Not that you're bad at comforting!

-Starscream and Eyefeather are pretty bad at comforting. But, oddly, that was comforting!-

 

[She smiles and lowers her arms again]
That's okay, dove. I don't know how to call him though. Think you can find him?

 

[She giggles]
Oh I know I'm bad at comforting. I tried though and therefore no one can criticize me!

 

Well... it's kind of comforting how hard you're trying to be comforting!

-She cracks a smile.-

...I'd have to wake up to get Stentato, and I need the recharge.

 

How about obnoxious and arrogant? At least you Are decorative. -his tone is as light and gently as he can make it for Lacunas sake-

Alright. -he continues watching both her and the rave.-

-Starscream shifts a bit so they can go past him if Lacuna wants to accept the hug-

-dryly- Us big ugly warrior types tend to be. I can keep you safe while you´re upset -shrugs-