shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-she closes her mouth, notably not swallowing. She just happens to have a tongue instead again- Don't worry. Only whispers.

 

*Wretched smile, and in a scratchy voice*
* Believe me, kid.

* He's got the right idea.

* And so do you, if you know what's good for you.

* There's still nothing special to see, lady.

* I'm an abomination, nothing more, nothing less.
*Flowey mimics the smile, except with flower buds with various facial expressions on them instead of pearls.*

 

So are we. The Verdant Lady has a soft spot for them. But she'd have to come here if she wants to see; I doubt even you would survive our depths, or our waters. And she won't.

 

But... why, though? Why does he have the right idea?

I don't get it.

 

*not at all reassured* No. The Pearls. You have Pearls in your mouth. Poofed Pearls. And they are still speaking.

 

-because she's a terrible person, she opens her mouth. There are no pearls, capital P or otherwise, in her mouth. Only many, many teeth, and a slightly drowned-swollen grey-purple tongue-

 

*gasps* What did you do to them?

 

see, most trolls havwe a strict policy against fucking the custodians of themselvwes or others. including me.

(also that thing vwouldvwe devwoured me in a heartbeat.)

 

I'm not a troll, but I don't have that policy ; )

 

(oh dear fucking god get it avway right nowv this instant.)

 

...i know very little about alternian society...but i am ninety-nine percent certain that lusii are an incredibly popular kink among kinky trolls...can't tell me otherwise

 

They were never there. Just whispers. A shell of an idea. -she flicks her wrist and one appears between her fingers, vantablack and empty, vacuous, somehow hungry-

 

do you vwant a bestiality medal.

havwing a thing for being treated like someones lusus is not evwen remotely the same thing as actually fucking a lusus.

 

Holograms, you mean?

 

DO THAT AGAIN.

 

Iconography. Precious things held in the clutches of the deep; they're the same, you see? -she flicks the null secret to her other hand-

What's your offer?

 

I'LL LET YOU LOOK AT MY PEARL.

 

"Not all pearls are poofed Pearls, Pearl." Ford smiles at her gently. "Some of 'em just grow in oysters."

 

Pass.

 

... iconography?

*looks at the amethyst with murder in her eyes*

*blushes* Oh. Oh. Right.

I was being silly, wasn't I? Thinking they were... like me?