shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*Picks her nose with apathetic arrogance in her soul.*

 

=(] ah.......dont worry, i77 forgive you of your heresy
=(] provided you recant immediate7y, of course
=(] im a very 7oving person.......and our 7eader is as mercifu7 as he is mirthfu7
=(] may our g7orious mirthfu7 messiahs have mercy upon your sou7, former orphaner dua7scar
=(] did you know.......our 7eader.......the 7eader of the subjugga7ators......7oves you in particu7ar.......so, so much.......dua7scar?
=(] youre such a funny, funny 7itt7e thing to him, my 7ove7y former orphaner

 

(stop talking to me. shoo. fuck off.)

 

*glares forcefully*

*she will make that amethyst care, dammit!*

 

did i stutter

 

In some things, but especially religion, one thing stands for another. Pearls for the secrets I keep. Wine for blood. For gods and dreams, these things are like a mirror, both reflecting back.

 

I CAN SHOW MY PEARL OFF ANYWAYS, RIGHT.

CHATTY LITTLE CLOD BUT AIN'T EVERY DAY YOU SEE AN AMETHYST GREAT ENOUGH TO GET ONE FOR HER VERY OWN.

 

But are you using real Pearls in your iconography or just images of them?

 

vwe dont fuck lusii. end of story.

 

Sure, you don't fuck lusii but that doesn't mean no one does.

 

I happen to be an emissary of Pink Diamond herself, sent to serve your commanding Rose Quartz, and would greatly appreciate it if you didn't tell blatant falsehoods as to your status. You would have to better yourself to levels far beyond what you currently appear to even be capable of aspiring towards before you would be awarded a Pearl.

 

vwhos the goddamn alternian here.

 

That's the point; for me the image is as real as anything. They whisper only because they are whispers, though. I don't intend to add you to the collection. -she stops holding the null secret pearl, and it simply stops existing- Though I will trade- secrets for secrets.

 

DON'T LISTEN TO HER SHE'S MY PEARL.

 

I've known doctors; you'd be amazed at what can and has been shoved up a consenting ass. Small animals included.

 

'small animals'.

 

=[) OF COURSE, THERE'S ALWAYS THE HAMMERS IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO RECANT
=[) WHICH HAMMER ARE YOU FEELING, 6USTER?
=[) THE 6IG ONE?
=(] the 7itt7e one......?
=[) THE GRAND HIGH6LOOD'S?
=[) THE FUN ONE?

 

Ford shakes his head. "It's okay." He glances at the Amethyst. "I thought Amethysts were short."

 

WHAT.

 

Is anyone in the collection sapient?

Our Amethyst is atypical.