shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Bro if someone's willing to shove a squirrel up their ass they're probably willing to fuck a lusus.

 

Pearls are going to be phased out.

 

No. The secrets are the pearls, and the pearls are the secrets.

 

"Really? There's another one who shows up here who looks just like ours." Ford shrugs. "She steals Damara's weed."

 

*He grinds his teeth.*

 

NO THEYRE NOT.

 

-She tilts her head, but doesn't reply.-

 

*sigh of relief*

Yes.

I've met her. She doesn't remember Pennarion, but she is our Amethyst in every other way.

 

I believe I would be aware if my gem type was in danger of becoming obsolete. After all, I am the Pearl of Pink Diamond herself.

 

Who's Pink Diamond? My education didn't cover that figure.

 

=(] you just have to apo7ogize.......its not that hard
=(] because if not.......id 7ike to use the fun hammer
=(] i dont even need to hit you for us to both have fun with that one
=(] its got mu7tip7e settings.......as well as.......app7ications.......
[she produces a rectangular mallet with a built in slot machine visible on either side.

there seems to be no end to the various symbols shown on the slot machine as they blur by]
=[) CARE TO TRY YOUR LUCK, 6UDDY?

 

I'm not quite sure how you could not know who Pink Diamond is, as she is the solitary matriarch of gem society. However, I am sure you are some poor, underprivileged gem from an isolated colony whose superior is clearly too incompetent to even provide you with a proper education, so I will have to assist you in not being so woefully ignorant. Pink Diamond is the pinnacle of gemkind and has expanded our civilization across the universe, clearing out the rampant infestations of organic matter and establishing colonies and kindergartens on new planets.

 

SEE WHAT I SAID ABOUT CHATTY.

 

-soggy popcorn.gif-

 

...

-Her creators say Helenites will replace Pearls. But Pearls are established, and Helenites are not. She's a prototype. Prototypes have flaws. Flaws will be crushed. She is not safe.-

It is as you say, ma'am.

-She bows smoothly, smiling.-

 

=(] you77 find sopor pies make for an exce77ent concession.......7ove
=(] vu7can ma7eus se77s them in the concessision tent for on7y a few caegars

 

Sopor sounds redundant in a dreamscape, but noted.

-upon closer inspection, it's soggy because seafood. Little empty shells of things long-dead. They do have a wonderfully satisfying crunch however; she offers one.

 

Sloane sits up and yawns, opening her eyes. "Okay, that was--thiiiiiiiiis is not the common room." She looks down at herself, taking in the jeans and Ravenclaw sweater. "And these are not my pajamas.....but at least they're my clothes this time." Sloane looks around at the people nearest to her, realizing she has no idea who any of them are. "Well, this is a strange but refreshing start to the....day? Day, I guess."

 

=(] ah.......im so sorry.......but i shou7dnt eat right before a performance
=(] is there.......any way that i can make it up to you......?
[hlorri dramatically falls onto all fours and reaches up to touch the unspoken lady with a gentle, slowly extending hand]

 

It can be day if you want. -offers her one of her weird fearfruits from the screaming-man-tree-thing-