shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"I knew it!" A wild Mabel appears, wearing most of a Hufflepuff uniform because she knows how this place works. However, she made the sweater herself, and she's not bothering with the button-down shirt or the tie.

 

you realize you literally just did it, right.

 

howv many kids vwith lightning bolt scars are destined to defeat immortal vwillains??

 

Mabel suddenly looks very deflated.

Especially given that the amount of magic her family uses tells her she probably is a pureblood.

 

"Oh. Um....hello?" Sloane offered. Noticing the expression drop, she added, "I gather the books you read were probably a better place than where I am, so....I mean, don't feel bad, I guess? Just, like. You wanna be in the followed-the-book dimension, not mine. Trust me."

 

Mi is a Mi! What is you?

 

Yep, they do. Though I reckon the will-up-whatever-you-want magic here'll make it so you don't even need spells here. So spells are the inferior option.

A mi. It's essentially a small cat shaped like a ball, and it's completely harmless. And really cute.

I sure didn't.

... uh, oopsie! Well, at least, she'll get a demonstration of it in action and I guess that'll be... useful, maybe... or maybe just really annoying.

Two, I guess...

 

"....a Sloane? A witch named Sloane, I guess?" Sloane offered.

"Fair point. And awww. That's adorable." Sloane considered for a moment. "....can I will an actual regular sized housecat to exist here?"

 

Yeah. But it might keep on existing even once you've had enough of it. And then the kindergarten robot might adopt it.

 

"I'm sure you can," Jame observes dryly, having shown up silently as is her wont. "Just don't expect to make it disappear again."

 

*flips the bird at everyone in the vicinity*

 

"Dude. You can never, ever have enough of a housecat." Sloane considered. "Or a fluffy dog. Fluffy dogs and housecats are the best things and I will never have enough of them."

 

*grins* I think that makes you the most responsible being-spawner in this rave. Most or all of the people that created other beings here abandoned them to the kindergarten robot.

 

Sloane frowned. "That's sad. And irresponsible, true. Kinda weird being the most responsible anything anywhere. Oh, and....what's a kindergarten robot?"

 

*and that's it's cue to flip the bird again*

 

The kindergarten robot is a young robot that was created in the rave by the god of robots. They founded a kindergarten for other beings created in the rave, like they were, since they noticed that people were being irresponsible. They have a name but I don't remember it right now. I think I might be... Average Kid Who No One Understands, maybe? ... or Mediocre? ... or Normal Dude?

... yeah.

 

Averagerius. A deity of ours created him to make a point and now he seems to have taken it on to take care of all the other accidental creations.

 

*the bird is flipped yet another time*

 

"....well then. I....guess it's good they have a thing for other beings created here, but I'm not sure a young robot should be managing a kindergarten. He's not, like....is he actually a child? Does he have the mentality of a child?"

"Averagerius. What a great name," Sloane sighed.

 

Yeah. They're a kid.