shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

its DAMARA. da-ma-ra. not cronus.

 

No, we've established that I'm shit at Japanese.

Damara Ampora?

 

"Excellent. ...how is their Japanese and our Japanese the same if they don't even have a Japan?"

"Interesting. But you have the same horns as the other Cronus I saw. Do all of your kind have the same horns?"

 

"There's a series of books in which I'm the heroine, according to Jim Gracen. The Kencyrath series, named after my people. I haven't read them, but it's nice to know, you know? To be known outside of my own world, even in a minor way." She grins. "Where are you from?

 

That's another question I don't know the answer to.

 

megido.

duh.

 

Obviously not. Only assholes have horns like that.

Shut the phuck up.

 

You look like a Cronus Ampora to me.

 

then youre vwrong, because youre an idiot.

 

You're a Cronus or at least an Ampora, and I'm not an idiot.

 

im NOT a cronus.

 

You have Cronus Ampora horns.

 

"Uh....you know, I don't know the name of the series, but I imagine it's named after the hero, Harry Potter, and I doubt I appear in it," Sloane replied, "but it's cool that there's a book about a nicer version of the world I actually live in."

"And something I can now spend time puzzling over!"

"An Ampora at the very least, then--whoever it is that just said only assholes have horns like that is making me think you're a Cronus for sure, though. And I'm more inclined to trust them than you."

 

thats because the last guy vwho tried to change his horn shape is blind nowv.

 

Are you from the place Itch is from?

 

vwho the fuck is itch.

 

"....okay....but if you've got Cronus Ampora horns....and that weird v/w Cronus Ampora talking quirk.....then how, exactly, are you not Cronus Ampora?" Sloane inquired.

 

because im not. i might LOOK like cronus ampora but im not him.

 

A girl Cronus who hasn't discovered the marvels of bathing yet.

 

"So it's how your world might have gone, had a hero existed and won?" Jame asks. "My world is pretty horrible, so I suspect the book is pretty horrible as well."