shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

oh, that one. figured she died or something.

 

"....and how's that work?"

"Yeah, so I'm told. I mean....the hero existed in our world, I think. But he didn't win. And things went....bad." Sloane sighed. "Sorry your world's not great either."

 

So you are from her universe! And hah! That means you're a Cronus, 'cause only Cronii live there! 夢中になる!

Now who's the idiot here?

 

you vwouldnt understand.

 

but im NOT a cronus.

 

"Try me."

 

How'd you get to the Cronus World, then?

 

spiritually kidnapped.

 

And how does spiritual kidnapping work? And who kidnapped you?

 

means one night i vwoke up and realized i vwasnt a hot east beforan chick anymore.

and buddy, if i knewv vwho spiritually kidnapped me i vwouldnt still BE kidnapped.

 

".....wait, wait, wait. Are you trying to say you got your soul body-swapped?" Sloane raised her eyebrow.

 

Jame shrugs. "There are worse than both of ours. And I'm not there, which fills me with such a sense of happiness!"

 

thats vwhat i said.

 

... uh, Valiska? Ford? Is that really a thing that happens? Do people really take other people's souls out of their bodies without permission and then into other bodies and dimensions?

 

"Fair point about not being there now. As for places worse than mine....I'm sure they exist. But I'm not there, and I don't feel especially inclined to stop hating my world just 'cause others are worse." Sloane shrugged. "Sorry. But the idea of worse worlds doesn't exactly fill me with joy at my scenario....not to mention that mine's pretty bad anyway."

 

Ford snorts.　"メギドダマラは俺の友です。あんたはメギドさんじゃない、馬鹿. "

 

"....is there internet here? Cause if people are gonna keep speaking Japanese, I'm gonna have to will myself up a phone with an internet connection to translate shit, I think," Sloane said, a tad irritably. She didn't really like being left out of things.

 

私はこれを取る必要はありません。 自分のことはわかっています。
[i dont have to take this. i know who i am.]

 

If you want there to be, probably.

 

English or French please. I don't understand what you are saying. This is interesting.