shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

EasY, easY, I don't reallY want anything to do with Your nuts in the first place.
Call me unnecessarilY pickY, but I'm more of a straight nook girl mYself. It's just-

[Vulcan looks at Hlorri's bloodied face in slight surprise.]
Ah.
Right, hammerfists.
SorrY about that.
Yeah, all right, c'mere.
I'll get Your shit cleaned up.
[Vulcan produces some disinfectant and a bandage and applies it to Hlorri's face.]

 

See that´s yer problem, th´likes of us don´t get that privilege!

 

-gives Lacuna a "I don´t know what´s going on here either" look-

 

=(] im never okay.......7ove
=(] i a7ways fee7 quite heartbroken indeed

 

Well a big metal fist won't make you feel more okay! Do you want the other one helping you?

 

-dry- They rarely do that.

 

[Vulcan scratches the back of her neck in confusion.]
Like
Other what, other clown?
Other fist?
'Cause both mY arms are made of metal, and We're the onlY motherfucking clowns I'm seeing around these parts.

 

*honk*

 

All right.
I stand corrected.
Even still, I'm not letting that weirdo anYwhere near one of Our performers.

 

I'm talking about you. Ugh, you've still got organic juice on your fist.

 

Shit Fam, You're right.
[She wipes the blood off on her tank top, smearing it over the symbol.]
I'll wash the 'ol grubbeater later.

 

Yep, that's a good summary of my side of it.

 

Look, even if she's done something bad, you can't just hit people that hard, especially if you're on the same side! Aren't you ashamed?

 

WhY would I be?
Violence is the loudest language.
Y'know, I lost both mY arms after making some particularlY obscene gestures on either hand in response to Some Veteran Subjugglator GuY's propositions.
Never made a similar hand motion since, even after I replaced 'Em.
If anYthing, I'm considered quite the softie for being a little squeamish when it comes to killings.
Not all indigos are cut out for the laughsassins like Hlorri here, Y'know?
I like hitting people, but I reallY prefer that TheY get back up afterwards.
The onlY reason this circus'll have me is 'cause I believe in miracles and can fix and make shit a non-indigo wouldn't touch.
And that's whY I run concessions.

 

Speaking of, this green shit smells horrible and burns my eyes. Can I try a taste?

 

I like hitting people too! I even like it when they don't get back up afterwards! It feels great! It gives me the warm goddamn fuzzies. But that doesn't mean it's the right thing to do! I'm not being a pacifist here, you know??

-She pinches the bridge of her nose.-

 

Sure, knock Yourself out.
It's on the house, mY treat 'cause caegars don't mean shit here anYwaYs so
[She gives @The Spirit-Touched a sopor pie.]

 

-she scoops up a fingerful and sticks it in her mouth. Her face scrunches up, either in pain or horror- It's even worse than I thought. -she has another taste-

 

=(] its okay
=(] i can take the pain
=(] i'm used to it by now.......its nothing 7ike what i can dish out.......anyways

 

Just because you get used to something doesn't mean it's okay or that you... like it.

Whatever. I've said my bit.