shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

entrls! entrls!!!

 

Wait phuck shit lets just stop and think about this phor a second maybe? Im not a phuscian I dont have phuckin phins do I?

Why wear sweaters when you can wear cool jackets with too many belts? Serious question.

 

Nope. I'm stating up front that your arguments haven't convinced me of anything, and that you didn't actually win. You know how the rave works, you know how people go in and out, yeah? And that leaving's not always deliberate? And that even if it was, you still wouldn't have won.

 

Nah, don't worrY .
You're cool in MY book, Fam.

I take it You're...peasantrY, then?
It's hard to reallY tell where You are on the hemospectrum at first glance, Your sYmbol's kinda greY.
AnYwaYs, You don't gotta worrY, the circus isn't in town for You at the moment, though You're welcome to watch the show.

 

[Chroma doesn't even react to this. Sweater paws time.]

 

Okay I rescind my objection there's an actual kid. I could hardly see them under all the booze and gore!

 

Because Im Not An Edgy Dumbshit Maybe?

 

Valiska ignores her. There are frequently other children in here and even if there weren't that doesn't mean she particularly wants to hear about squishing people's entrails. This would be embarrassing if everyone knew that Clover was in her pride but at least Clover isn't stepping in front of her, so she won't snap at her.

 

-anime shiny eyes. She's even cuter than they hoped!-

 

So it turns out that you cant dream the phuture when youre already dreaming phancy that.

Is that a name or is the kid just babbling?

Thats making assumptions, phirst of all. And second watching a bunch of clowns is not exactly my idea oph a great time though I am absolutely estatic to know Im not dead yet.

Hey.

Wow you are missing out because being an edgy dumbshit is like the best part of my day.

 

I think the kid's talking about entrails.

 

Ah yes I forgot how you entirely get to decide the rules over my head again. Because your need to be right tops my right to be fragging offended at your heinous jetfuel treatment of people based on the fact they have a certain horn shape and name.

 

wha7 are you doing?

 

Okay, fair. Sorry for assuming.

Question time for you, since I already went and made poor Scanner sit through a whole round of 'em: what started all this was you assuming the newest troll that happened to have Ampora-looking horns was a Cronus. By that logic, should I be assuming any genie who shows up here with a... what is that, a ponytail? like yours is named Norm and will generally act like you?

 

[She yawns a little and leans against Static, being entirely too cute in a grumpy way.]

 

Well now I feel like a third wheel!

 

Forgot pie. Magic drug pie.

 

C'mon man I asked at least tell me what it is so I can have fun guessing at what the context is
Because tbqh I'd put in a vote for "Subjectivity Debate: Round Infinity Plus Eight"

Cliiiiiiiiiips what happened to "allowed to back off" get over here and cuddle me more leave Scanner and Norm to beat their brains out on that wall

 

-poofs an oversized sweater on Clover, too-

 

Aw what a precious little Fart Niblet
I'm gonna staY ten feet awaY from You 'cause I have no fucking idea where Your lusus is.

Suit Yourself Fam, but lemme tell Ya You are missing out on some motherfucking wicked shit.