shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Torn off nails one by one, shards of glass in the eye of cat. Smile or, simply: ivory. For the first time, two lights on the tracks.

 

Ford laughs softly. "I like this kid," he says. "My caer used to have to tell me the same thing all the time."

 

...timing's a little off, but. Thanks? You're still high as bearings, aren't you?

 

-it takes her a second; apparently she's listening to something only she can hear- Yes.

 

I had about a year of unsupervised access to archives and was told by my CO to come back once I figured out how I'd be of the best use to the Cause.
I learned the "fuel and sleep don't go simultaneously with science" rule hard way.

 

-is snuggle-

But i gotta put them somewhere!

 

Why do they do that? I can eat and sleep later!

 

"If you have room to give the kid a lab, I recommend it," says Ford. "For safety's sake, among other reasons. I had things in my bedroom that neither my brother nor I should have been sleeping right next to when I was of an equivalent age."

 

Learned, sure. -noofs-

 

"Because later never comes," Valiska says, grinning. "And then you fall asleep in the middle of something dangerous, or blow something up because your low blood sugar made your hands shake."

 

My fuel doesn´t have sugar in it.

 

Mhmh. If you need another shelf just say so, sweetspark. We can build another one it's no problem.

Sweetspark, neither sire nor me have a good track record with that. Sire tells me to go sleep and refuel too, and I remind her, you know that. We all try our best to listen to eachother about that, okay?

We're trying to figure out where to put a personal one for him right now. Limited space make things difficult. He's technically supposed to keep all his projects in the communal lab spaces. But since I'm not supposed to come into his room I can't check if he's keeping to this rule. I sure hope so, since I have all these candies that I give to people who hold up their part of agreements.

[She chuckles.] Hey, look who's talking.

Yup. Caer made these exact mistakes enough times, Soundy, no need for you to freak medbay out like that.

 

I think blood sugar is an organic equivalent to fuel levels.

 

I'm telling You MY pie is some good shit.

 

I don't try alien intoxicants, especially organic alien intoxicants, but I'll take your word for it.

 

"Technically speaking, neither does mine," says Valiska. "But you know what I meant." She gives him the Catte Mom look.

 

its not an intoxicant, its a poison.

 

Ford nods. "Cattes have a very low carbohydrate requirement, but organic brains run on glucose."

 

... You do not actually know my son and how educated he is on organic fuel processing. Back off.

 

But people might come in and mess them up when they have an accident! Like that time someone exploded something and it got into my samples! I´m careful, its fine. Promise.
I could use another shelf though.

No I didn´t! Organics run on sugar?

-ear rub- So you just eat sugar all the time?