shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Sunshine looks coldly at "Damara".

"When was the last t1me you had to sm1le wh1le some h1ghblood was mess1ng w1th you out of fear you'd be gutted for sass?"

 

uh, nevwer, because im beforan?

 

What the fresh hell is this.

 

*It's time to SKEDADDLE.*

 

I reiterate.

What the fuck.

 

"That person claims to be an alternate universe Damara Megido." Ford shrugs. "How should I know."

 

Glasses Fuck why. Is only having being painfully gored in the chest to look forward to not enough of a kick in the shin.

Who allowed this.

 

"I have no idea." Ford walks up to her. "I stated my objections. The Transformers insist that she could be an alternate universe version of you, or rather of Damara, who is also a friend, and that's not the kind of thing my science can disprove. So I can't argue with them, but I don't believe it, because I know her, and I know you."

 

Did we even look at the horns or no. Also getting amorous are you. Pitchly so.

Words are stupid fake shit.

 

I suppose that makes sense. Not all mechanoids use the same fuel either. Swiftwing runs on sunlight, did you know? He hates energon.

Why do you call him that? What does Glasses Fuck mean?

 

Because I'm a raging bitch.

 

But what does it mean?

 

that guy, obvwiously.

 

But why is she calling him that?

 

Wears glasses. Is a fuckhead. Glasses Fuck.

 

I hate him. Does that help at all.

 

Ok. Whats a fuck?

You do? -quizzical qitten head tilt- You don´t seem like it.

 

"Oh yeah," Valiska says, grinning. "They hate each other lots. In a very romantic way." She glances at The Handmaid. "You remember, if you do this, we're inclade, sister."

 

"You certainly are," Ford says, with a grin. "You stand for everything that's wrong with the multiverse and you don't even like what you stand for."

 

Romantic hating? I thought romance was like, being nice to each other and going out and giving each other trinkets? -his ear will be mirror shined soon if he keeps rubbing it like that-