shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

But you kept on pushing the grow up thing anyway.

 

"No," says Mabel. "I think you just go home when you wake up."

 

*tidies up her 1ab c0at and sits 0n the f00r engaged in the 1ecture*
Ancient anima1s are very interesting

 

Oh. So, not as much like genies as I thought...

What's the bathroom, though?

 

*her tai1 starts t0 s10w d0wn and then speeds back up*
I d0n't want t0 wake up
I have n0thing t0 g0 back t0

 

Mabel blinks. "Um...where the bathtub and the toilet are?"

Please don't ask me what the toilet is...

 

What is the toilet?

 

im being a good role model and passing the kid on some quality life advice.

 

Well, yes, a fruitless hunt is a waste of energy! [She smiles, the corners of her optics crinkling up.] It is good to hear the... pack, is that the collective? have acclimatized quickly, though.

There are ways to the dreaming planes that do not involve sleeping, if you can find them.

 

*scoffs* Yeah. Right.

 

P1ease te11 me

 

my life quality went up SIGNIFICANTLY overall once i stopped being a little kid.

 

They differ by starting point, and I cannot See very clearly beyond my own universe. In the most general: look for the liminal places, areas where the physical world goes thin and rules become guidelines. There are likely to be... doorways, let's call them, though not all will lead back here.

 

[A baby jet appears!] You're jus' sour cos you can't fit in the good hiding places anymore!

 

*He gestures at his height of very much below 5 feet.*

 

s0 this was a bi11i0n p1aces I ended up? But wh0 kn0ws where I'11 end up

 

But tiny you was tinier! So there were more hiding places then! :Y

 

no, i think i was taller than this, actually.

maybe.

dont remember a lot about my childhood.

 

Exactly. Unless you know how to worldwalk already, taking a wild portal is a gamble. But without knowing how your universe works, I can offer no other options.

 

How'd you get smaller then? Do you have double legs modes? We know someone with double jet modes!