shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Isn't that the kind of thing you could say about practically anything?" Valiska sits down at the bar. "I think I will try coffee here. It won't hurt the kits if I drink it in dreams. Sev thinks I would like it doctored, but I'm not sure what with, because sugar doesn't actually appeal to me that much."

 

*Grumbling* Yeah Yeah, fine, whatever.

*ANGRIER GRUMBLING*
FuckingHumanBitchthinksShecanpitchflirtwithMeNOWofalltimes?GodfuckingdamnitIHATEitwhenpeoplewinkatMelikethat.

[Vulcan tries to ignore Reed and calm down.]
R-reallY? What kind of games do You like to plaY? PersonallY I like to plaY building games.
Like Caverncraft, even though it's prettY ancient.

 

Oh, building games are grea-/!! I also like adven-/ure games and s-/ory-based games. Survival games can be okay -/oo some-/imes, bu-/ i have -/oo be in -/he righ-/ mood for -/hem.

 

Well yeah obviously. Iph youre vague enough, everything is true. Its real convenient. Oph course it also works like that phor real prophecies so its super inconvenient too. Basically phuck the phuture.

*He considers the bar and rolls the dice to see if he should get a drink. Everyone's doing it!*

 

"An unfortunate truth," Sloane sighed. "But maybe someday people will stop thinking genocide is a good idea."

 

Mabel considers this. "Umami in coffee would be weird, but you do like spicy things."

 

[Vulcan also likes dating games, but feels that it is a good idea not to mention this fact.]
Yeah, those genres have some fucking good shit in them as well.
I wonder if there are anY games that are specific to Alternia or Beforus.

 

(Oneira loves her crossbow. Between it and her attitude, only the people who really want trouble don't fold.)

Spiced drinks are my speciality, and I can give recommendations. And house specials. Just so you know.

 

(she laughs but doesn't push it.)

 

"I'll take the special recommendation!" Valiska says brightly.

 

"How about you don't fuck with our Mama Cat when she's doing the best she can?" Dipper says very quietly, glaring at Dualscar. "I'm pretty sure this pitch thing is actually hard for her and letting Dad have it goes against all her instincts."

 

(Oneira grins)
The Aurorahunter Midnight Special it is, then.
(This coffee is not meant to be sweetened. It's not too bitter, and tastes a bit smoky, definitely well-roasted. This base is layered with a variety of spices, cinnamon, anise, allspice, cloves, pepper, and some others. She slides the mug to Valiska.)
Try this. Also goes well with cream.

 

"Ooooh! Yes, cream, that would be even lovelier." Valiska likes it. "I will definitely drink some of this at home, if we remember, once I'm no longer pregnant. Caffeine's not as bad for us as theobromine is, but I'm trying to decrease my intake given my current status with respect to carrying passengers."

 

Can I have coffee?

 

do you honestly think i care about your or her feelings on the matter.

 

Probably not, but we live in hope.

 

(grins) maybe you do....

 

did you knowv hope is spelled d-e-n-i-a-l in vwritten alternian.

 

I haven't given up on fighting the Cronii, so I must, I guess...

 

im not nice, i dont care about any of you, and id sell you to satan for one corn chip.