shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

  1. Suspicious Feline

    Suspicious Feline 100% bonafide cat

    i switched bodies. a lot.
     
  2. Mathias Sturmhalt

    Mathias Sturmhalt Let's fuck shit up

    :O cool!!! How many forms do you have?
     
  3. Crossbreed Priscilla

    Crossbreed Priscilla Lady of the Painted World

    I can't w0r1dwa1k
    I'm fr0m a w0r1d within a painting where s0me pe0p1e use magic
    I d0n't use magic because it's t00 c0mp1ex
     
  4. Suspicious Feline

    Suspicious Feline 100% bonafide cat

    anything with flesh.
     
  5. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    And I know nothing about your system of magic, so I cannot help. There are as many forms as there are stars; I use only one, and it is an innate ability I cannot reproduce.
     
  6. Mathias Sturmhalt

    Mathias Sturmhalt Let's fuck shit up

    [Congrats, not-Cro, you've blown the baby jet's mind. Laeto sits there, blinking and occasionally opening his mouth like he wants to say something, but never actually gets words out.]
     
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  7. Siegward

    Siegward of Catarina

    It can range fr0m hea1ing, t0 pyr0mancy, t0 summ0ning swarms 0f bugs
    H0wever, there d0esn't seem t0 be te1ep0rting 0r dimensi0n h0pping
     
  8. Suspicious Feline

    Suspicious Feline 100% bonafide cat

    it was like that when i talked to it. dont blame me for this.
     
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  9. Mabel Pines

    Mabel Pines [WT/18+/NS] Witch of Heart

    "Um...." Mabel sighs. "It's where you go when you have to, you know...pee? Poop?" Do genies even do those things? But they eat. She's seen Norm eat at home. Norm eats a lot, and he was really loud about the absence of chocolate from the snack cupboard and fridge. The food has to go somewhere when they're done with it.

    Has she ever seen Norm come out of the bathroom? She's not sure. There are a lot of bathrooms in Ford and Valiska's house because there are a lot of floors in it. So even if she hasn't ever seen him coming out of one of the bathrooms, that doesn't mean he never goes.

    "Me too." Mabel looks relieved. "And...good, I was wondering if I should've reassured you that floorbots aren't sapient. They would probably be very bored if they were. All they do is clean floors...and sometimes walls and ceilings, but we usually don't need them to do that, except for the time Shin and Lukat coloured all over the walls." She sighs. "I guess you could call them a pack. There's only eight, unless Cordelia has joeys--and I think they're all family."
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2016
  10. ENOBY nut marie sue

    ENOBY nut marie sue geddit bcuz im goffik

    is any1 else her goffik????//
     
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  11. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    Referring to something as 'it' generally implies nonsapience, at least in my experience, but... yes, I should probably have asked. [She shrugs.] Dealt with enough nonsapient predators trying to take down mechs anyway, one more victim makes little difference even if the floorbots were sapient.

    [She pauses, looking a little sad.] Only eight, and all related? Do you know how prone to recombination errors they are? With such a small breeding population...
     
  12. Scanner

    Scanner Hears Your Secrets | 18+

    ... is the organic trying to communicate?
     
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  13. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    What's goffik?
     
  14. Mabel Pines

    Mabel Pines [WT/18+/NS] Witch of Heart

    "One of my girlfriends is," Mabel says, raising an eyebrow. "But she's troll-Goth, she never wears black. I'm Mabel Pines. Who are you? Did you buy the entire stock of Edgy On Purpose? Do you know Robbie Valentino? Because his ex is one of my moirails, and she doesn't want him back, but we'd like to know if he's still alive!"

    "I know," Mabel says with a sigh. "We're trying to find more. I wish I could take that one home with me! Melon is looking to see if she has any genetic material in storage, because she visited a planet that had them once, but the Gems kind of destroyed that one. Just like they did the one we got ours from. If it helps, I think not all the adults were originally related, but since they have pups together they're family? I'm not sure which of the males is the father of Manya's pups. Or if it was someone else, which would be sad for Manya but better for what's left of the species. But Cordelia and Jasper are definitely brother and sister."

    She pauses. "Also I wasn't criticising you for not saying anything. I was trying to say I was sorry for talking about Cordelia killing a bot so casually in front of you without mentioning that it was a bot that wasn't a person."
     
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  15. Soundwave Minimus II

    Soundwave Minimus II For Science!

    -A kitten apurrs. He looks rather irritated- "Why do i have to be sleeping, I was trying to read!"
     
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  16. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    Ah. In that case, apology accepted. I do hope your Melon comes up with more genetic material; it would be a shame if inbreeding brought the species to extinction just when you've managed to save them.

    [Amused:] And how long were you reading, little brother?
     
  17. Soundwave Minimus II

    Soundwave Minimus II For Science!

    Not that long! -if Onyx chooses to look she will see a kitten tucked up into a loaf on his berth, nose dropped onto the datapad he´s been reading for a good two or three hours past his bedtime-
     
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  18. Slick

    Slick edge edge and edgy.

    slick 3: the return of the bodacious bastard. starring me.
     
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  19. Scratch

    Scratch Active Member

    *Guess who ELSE has returned from god knows where.*
     
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  20. aurumIlluminatrix

    aurumIlluminatrix Achromat Nichrome/Ophira Reesch, ThiefOfDoom | 18+

    Wow They Really Should Have Spent A Little More Of The Budget On The Cast Then. Cant Believe They Went With Such An Obvious False Decision.
     
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