shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Knowing Alternia, I'm not surprised.

I'm sure you could get more than one corn chip for any of us.

 

nope, id be ripping satan off big time.

 

*Whinny.*

 

correction.

i dont care about any of you except for my lusus and id still sell all of you except him to satan for one corn chip.

 

Satan must really love his corn chips, then.

 

nope.

 

"Then why are you here?" Dipper downs his coffee. "Why spend so much time in the company of people you despise? Do you have no actual friends to hang out with?"

((bluh. next time wait for me to fix before you reply to my wrongaccount posts--cT lol))

 

"That's pretty pathetic, dude. No friends, no clade, no quadrants...bleak." Dipper shakes his head. "Even when I was the biggest reject in Piedmont, at least my sister and I were still friends."

 

i like it this vway.

 

"Then why are you here?"

 

amusement.

 

Dipper shrugs. "At least you have a lusus, I guess."

He pours himself another cup of coffee.

 

vwhy dont you mind your owvn business and stop being vweirdly invwested in my personal life.

 

No fun at all.

 

Fuck Satan in the ass, sell everyone to me for one corn chip!

 

congratulations, theyre yours. havwe fun.

 

Only if he's into it.

 

You two know that's just as bad as or worse than the other idea, right?

 

considering i dont actually havwe the authority to sell you, i dont care.

 

And I'm really glad that you don't actually have it.