shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"I....see. I'm not familiar with that, but given that it's got ammonium in it, I'm going to assume it's not safe for humans to drink," Sloane decided. "Also, thank you! But no, it's not natural--humans where I'm from only have red, black, brown, or blonde hair naturally. I dyed it this way. It's a bit of a process to keep it looking nice, but I like it, so I try to keep up with it."

 

It's organic, kitten, it's probably got all sorts of compounds in it.

Ah, alright! I'm not terribly familiar with humans or their-- your?-- biology and I'm sure there's variation between planets anyway, is why I asked. Looking nice is a good goal anyway! But then I'm a frame-painter by trade, so I am maybe a little biased! c: Do you change colors often, or do you just like the gold-to-cyan shading? It is quite a nice combination if I do say so myself c; [Whisperwind is also mostly done up in pale blue and yellow, albeit all over his body instead of just his head.]

 

I know but The organic -to Oneira- Uh, sorry, don´t know your name, said you put stuff in it?

 

(A ceruleanblood troll suddenly appears in the rave, quite close to the counter, and looks around.)

hmmmM. well, this seems to be someplace new, so i suppose it workeD. haH!

(She sees other people with coffee and directs her attention to @eyefishSoup.)

hello therE. i don't suppose i could trouble you for a--waiT.

(She has noticed troll Sloane, and saunters across towards her.)

ryydeR, i don't believe iT! imagine finding you here, of all places, darlinG! what a surprisE! (She proceeds to pretty much drape herself over her fellow Beforan.) gosh, this is just so greaT! and i've really been needing a feelings jam, so this is perfect timinG.

 

"I prefer the gold-to-cyan shading, especially since the cyan is my crush's favorite color," Sloane answers. "I would have to agree that it's a lovely combination." She smiles at him.

 

Oooooh! Yes, that certainly is a plan! Are they likely to notice, do you think? Have you gi-- oh, sorry, humans don't do the Acts, do you?-- have you started courting yet, besides the color implications? [As he talks, Whisper's wings start fluttering again.]

Spoiler: Gossip Birb engage

 

Phor phucks sake, could you be any more blatant? Tone it down a little maybe?

 

"Our situation's a bit....complicated," Sloane said with a sigh. "See...I know she likes me, and she knows I like her, but unfortunately our present.....ruler, or whatever, he sort of doesn't allow same-gender relationships. And since we're both girls...."

 

(Aricia doesn't even look up from troll Sloane, who looks supremely uncomfortable with what's going on right now. Aricia decides to spare exactly three words for this random troll who's interrupting her.)

oh, buzz ofF.

(She takes the coffee troll Sloane is holding, puts it down, and plants herself in troll Sloane's lap.)

 

*Since he wanted coffee anyways, Fedina heads over the bar to be obnoxious.*

Yeah because the girl whos said she doesnt like being pale hit on dephinitely wants you all up in her lap. What is with coldbloods and bad manners? Is it because your houses are so big you dont know how to act around real people anymore?

 

Oh no!!! :c And I'm willing to bet there's no easy way for either of you to just declare yourself not a girl?

[He spares a worried glance for the nearest trolls. Sure, he knows his partners well enough to realize when it's okay to steal their drinks and drape all over them, but that looks a little...

...they're aliens. They're aliens and he has no right to interfere unless the green one actually asks him to.]

 

(Aricia sniffs.)

well, she's not saying anything about it, is shE? besides, she's a limeblooD. this is what they do--they're basically just pale hookerS. or red ones, or ash ones, and sometimes even pitch oneS. whatever you want, reallY! they don't have any other purposE.

(Troll Sloane's cheeks are now a bright lime. She's also freezing up, big-time.)

 

[Alright, no, that's enough, to hell with noninterference. Whisper's smile fades, and his wings flare out. Look, Aricia, you've managed to make him annoyed enough to forget he hasn't got a voicebox!] "I'm sorry, what? People don't have purposes, and even if they did those purposes wouldn't be defined by genetic chance!"

 

Okay well thats just dandy and all except obviously its untrue and even if it was, youre what? Blue? Cerulean? What do you do all day, kill people and get mad about it when everyone stops paying attention to you because youre a waste of space and energy? Phucking idiot.
*He leans against the bar.*
Also pretty stupid to go ophph on that when you dont know all the people in here. Someone might get mad.

 

-concerned cat noises-

 

Say what do you think happens if you pour hot liquid on an organic? -Libby has aquired a hot drink from somewhere-

 

IF WERE POURING HOT METAL ON ORGANICS I WOULD LIKE TO PHORMALLY REQUEST WE DONT DO IT WHEN THE ORGANICS ARE IN A CLUSTER MAYBE.

 

Metal? Who said anything about metal, this is water. I think.

 

But if it makes you feel better I can go for something sticky and colourful, I believe that´s an accepted method of expressing displeasure.

 

(Aricia looks at the robot disdainfully.)

you're not beforan, are yoU? you'd understand if you werE. just trust mE. this is normal for heR.

(Aricia pats troll Sloane's cheek and then goes back to basically treating the other troll like a chair.)

nah, people not paying attention to me is generally preferreD. and i don't kill peoplE. beforans respect the laW. we're civilizeD. and as for someone getting mad, well, you wouldn't want to make poor little ryydeR here feel obligated to intervene, would yoU? and since limebloods are responsible for handling any and all conflicts back home, welL....

(Aricia glances in their direction and then scoffs.)

please, try iT. right noW. while i'm sitting on another persoN. who you could easily hit with thaT. go right aheaD.