shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

the whO

 

... OOOOOOOH SHE MEANT HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION!
YEAH LIKE BITCHFINS IS REIGNING OVER THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE BUT NOT LIKE PENNARION AND SHE NEVER WILL SO LIKE.

 

=[) THERE IS ACTUALLY AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION ACTUALLY FUCKIN' LOST?
=[) 6LASPHEMY

 

There is no phucking way my phriends are the only ones who called her the Sea Bitch. I mean yeah I guess shes the Empress and all too but cmon shes a phuckin seadweller.

Uh. No ophphense.

 

BITCHFINS

 

i repeat: the whO

we have her imperial radiancE

dunno who the condescenion iS

 

YKNOW LIKE.
GIANT HORNS CURVED LIKE )(
FUCHSIA
SHITLOAD OF GOLD BLING.
FINS.
YKNOW
BICTHFINS.

 

sounds kinda like our imperial radiancE

but her imperial radiance isn't someone i'd call bitchfinS

most trolls back home love heR

 

Sounds like a nice place iph shes nowhere phuckin near it. I like Bitchphins though. Ill have to remember that one phor Vollke.

Our empress. Who could probably kick your empresses ass without even trying and then kill everyone else because nothing says clean slate like genocide.

 

yeah i won't disagreE

i don't really know much about our empress's fighting abilitY

but considering that she's like probably never fought in her life i doubt she's good at iT

plus she's super nice and giving and bullshit like that, she's super about, like, highbloods 'serving' lowbloods and stufF

she probably wouldn't even want to fighT

 

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOVE YOUR EMPRESS? DOESN'T SHE LIKE. STAB THINGS A LOT?

WE RECOMMEND PENNARION FOR PERMANENT RESIDENCE A LOT. SOCIAL SECURITY. EDUCATION FOR EVERYONE. NO CASTE SYSTEM. OUR IMPERATOR HAS STYLE AND THE WAY HE DEFENESTRATES PEOPLE WHO TRY TO STIR SHIT IS JUST REFINED.

 

uH

nO??

she's like super nice and shit and i'm pretty sure she's never stabbed anything in her lifE

likE

eveR

 

... OKAY LIKE I GOTTA ASK: HOW IS SHE STILL EMPRESS?

 

So you two are from even more different worlds... which makes sense, since you don't seem to be trolls. Hm...

[You smile, your genuine one. You probably ought not to trust someone who's obviously a courtier, fins or not, but she's the first person to be straightforward and at least superficially kind to you here.]

Her Imperial Luminescence Catriv Striki, godblooded, Corvus. And I don't mind being less than perfectly formal - I had enough of that at this morning's event.

She died at the establishment of the Empire, millenia ago. It's... odd, seeing and contemplating something where they won.

Radiance was used twelve cohorts ago... but I'm getting the feeling we're talking about different trolls regardless.

[Your stare hardens. You have no patience for people who push you on issues of blasphemy, piety, and devotion.] Excuse me. I can allow that your universe may have a different faith, but it is not in the slightest blasphemy to me.

[You perk up at this.] That sounds... fascinating. How does that work? I'd love to at least visit and study the political system; reform is an, ah, immediate interest of mine.

 

because for the most part we're a peaceful societY?

it's not like anyone's about to challenge or attack her or anythinG

unless you're a criminaL

but that's why we have like, cops and shiT

and even then it's not like we have many criminalS

and most of them aren't interested in political power or upsetting the entire way the planet runS

....sorry, whaT

godblooD?

and if you're imperial doesn't that mean you're the current empress on your placE

....how's a rustblood an empress thougH

our empress is a fuchsiA

 

[Loreli smiles and gives Catriv a rundown of the Pennarine social system and political situation to her udnerstanding in a bright chattery voice]
... AND THAT'S AS FAR AS I'VE LEARNED SO FAR! BUT I HAVEN'T PASSED MY COMPS YET!
((Sorry I can't brain a proper explanation well enough rn))

 

(Okay, now Oneira spat her drink. She's laughing though)
CORVUS?
I mean, the "godblood" moniker nonwithstanding, but that's hilarious. I knew a Corvus, he was pretty cool. Taught me to sing.

 

That sounds phucking incredible but I have no idea iph youre even going to be around whenever Vollke stops being a huge baby and phinishes with his phrog shit. Iph you are kicking around, well check you out.

*He lets out a low whistle.*

They let the lowbloods run the place? Holy phuck thats gotta be nice. So iph Bitchphins (ha!) aint in charge does that mean the burgundies are living phor centuries instead, or are you guys just replacing each other that much phaster?

 

... I MEAN SURE THAT LIKE WORKS.
I'M ONLY A LITTLE JEALOUS RIGHT NOW GOTTA SAY.

 

whY

what's your place likE