shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Drones are part of the reproduction cycle. Every adult troll is required to supply two bucketfulls of genetic material twice a sweep.
(Oneira about recites the following part, dryly.)
And the strong survive to enter the fleet and serve to further the cause of the Alternian Empire. Everything else is irrelevant.

 

You're no-/ wrong, i guess, bu-/ i don'-/ -/hink anyone back home would -/ake calling i-/ 'forced pros-/i-/u-/ion' well. Bu-/ i-/ is why i'm no-/ in-/o quadran-/ s-/uff. -/he cons-/an-/ giving and pu-/-/ing ou-/ for anyone who needs or wan-/s i-/ is exhaus-/ing, and i-/ makes you feel horrible because no one ever seems -/o care abou-/ you as a person. I-/'s like everyone a-/ home -/hinks all limebloods are in-/erchangeable objec-/s or some-/hing.
(Sloane is silent for a moment, then mentally shakes herself.)
Oh, but i don'-/ -/hink i know who you are, sorry! I'm sloane ryyder, if you didn'-/ know.

 

....woW

no offense but your society is fuckeD

like yeah mine might be flawed but yours is just fuckeD

 

No shit Holmes.

 

Yeah its Bitchphins.

Phor the trinket... Like looking into the past to see iph its something that belonged to them? Maybe. Never tried it bephore. I cant usually catch the phuture outside oph dreams (which Im already in and makes the point moot) or when something stupid is branching ophph.

I can give it a try but unless you want me to be vague and lie about it honestly I probably wont be able to get much. Its harder to read in here phor some reason; time isnt stable the way it should be and all the diphpherent times are getting mixed up.

No phucking shit. But my Empress could still kick yours ass.

 

I can. Easier with objects than people, actually.

 

i mean it's not like i'm gonna disagreE

the fact that your empress probably spent a bunch of her life fighting and killing people and therefore could easily kick our peaceful empress's ass is probably just more of a sign of how fucked your society is, thougH

empresses are supposed to serve and help their people, not try and murder the shit out of theM

 

You two can take turns.

((For what it's worth, yes, the trinket in question, a silver plaque, belonged to Oneira's ancestor. There's blood on it, it was on a weapon, and her ancestor killed a lot of people, so many she became a local legend. Snowfang. Lumipyry. You might have seen her around in the rave, it's the woman in white who always rhymes.))

At least ours doesn't dress taking agency and personhood from people up in pretty words.
I'd rather fight than be an unperson in a cage just because I don't meet whatever requirements you have for physical and mental fitness.

 

*He shrugs, then looks at @The Spirit-Touched,*
You might as well go phirst with it, see iph you can get something decent. Im liable to muck it up somehow.

Phucking seriously though, dont stick me in a box and pat me on the head because Im not capable oph taking care oph myself. I mean yeah phuck Bitchphins and all but at least weve got people who are willing to think oph rebelling and phighting back. Has anyone even tried to push back phor themselves in your place ever?

Though not dying would be a plus. Ill give you that much. Bephorus sounds lame otherwise.

 

that's not what culling iS

the person still has agency and shiT

they can do things and get a job and stuff, i thinK

it's just like, they wouldn't survive initially on their owN

like for mutantbloods, they don't have any lusii of their blood color, so they'd diE

because there would be no one to take care of them as a young trolL

((spoiler alert: Aricia is heavily removed from her society and basically always has been, so she doesn't actually know very much about the culling process, how it works, or what it entails.))

 

if criminals count then surE

but we don't have rebellionS

because the empress actually listens to what trolls have to say and tries to fix shiT

 

Beforus is an enforced helplessness. Not allowed to fight.
(Oneira shakes her head, and shudders)
Give me the wilderness any night. Or, hell, a pirate ship.

(Oneira hollers over to @freshetWeaver )
Oy Rhinestone, how does 'Space Bar' sound for a name?

Yeah, one decided on by their caste. Probably right down to the exact hue, and no backtalk allowed.
You are not that much better.

 

"I'm Paz Malfoy." Paz smiles. "It's kinda funny that you and this other girl are both named Sloane Ryder. She's not a troll though. Anyhow, that sounds horrible."

 

So you mean fixing shit like how an entire caste oph trolls is considered objects? Phuck, at least on Alternia no ones telling you to hop in the helmsblock phor your own good. I mean, they are, all that phucking propoganda, but the people who know about it already know better.

 

I guess MY own Empress doesn't care much for limebloods either.
In fact, one of the subjugglators' most important jobs is to, uh
CompletelY eradicate You.
Not that I have anY intention of doing that.
I'm prettY squeamish and think You're reallY cool.
Singular You, that is. Haven't reallY met anY other limebloods.
But I still can't reallY get behind what Your own Empress is doing to You guYs.

[Vulcan hesitates for a moment, thinking, then tentativelY paps Sloane.]
You seem like a prettY special gal to me.

 

(Aricia opens her mouth to respond, then pauses. She realizes she doesn't know much about what would happen if there were, say, a disabled highblood--it's just lowbloods who are culled, for the most part, as far as she knows. She doesn't say anything.)

it's just to help our society functioN. (Aricia does not sound convinced, for once.)

 

Doesn't sound very stable.

 

I-/'s nice to mee-/ you. ...-/here's ano-/her girl wi-/h -/he same name? -/ha-/'s kinda weird, bu-/ cool.
I-/ does sor-/a suck, agreed.

....-/ha-/ ac-/ually kind of makes sense, i guess--i mean, from wha-/ i ga-/hered, your socie-/y's more abou-/ conquering and s-/uff. Our socie-/y is all abou-/ peace. Limebloods have some kind of....weird....knack, power, i don'-/ know wha-/ -/o call i-/, bu-/ basically we're grea-/ a-/ all the rela-/ionship s-/uff. Like....we can ge-/ li-/erally anyone back home -/o chill wi-/hou-/ even really doing much. If someone jus-/ los-/ -/heir ma-/espri-/ or moirail, and -/hey're -/oo upse-/ -/o func-/ion, a lo-/ of -/imes a limeblood ge-/s sen-/ as a brief replacemen-/, because for some reason -/rolls a-/ home jus-/ fall for us, and -/hen once -/hey're func-/ioning again, we leave, and....-/he -/roll will be dis-/anced enough from -/heir loss -/ha-/ -/hey're fine again. Bu-/ while -/ha-/'s grea-/ for keeping a peaceful socie-/y in check, i-/ would be more of a liabili-/y to a conquering socie-/y.
Bu-/ i have -/o say i'm kinda glad you're no-/ going to eradica-/e me. (Sloane smiles a little, because she is kind of being silly--she figures if Vulcan was going to eradicate her, it probably would've happened when the whole "I'm a limeblood" thing first came out.) ....And i guess i'm no-/ exac-/ly a huge fan of wha-/ my empress is doing ei-/her, bu-/ mos-/ limebloods back home jus-/ accep-/ i-/ and deal.
(She blushes at Vulcan calling her special, a wide smile on her face--this is the first time someone has ever complimented her on anything and actually meant it about her specifically.) -/hanks...i-/ means a lo-/ -/ha-/ you -/hink so.

 

Whoa, now those are some prettY rude powers!
We never reallY got to learn what Your abilities are, onlY that Your abilities threatened the stabilitY of the empire.
But whY are You GuYs treated so poorlY if You have such an important role in Beforan societY?
You GuYs should be receiving a lot of support, and it's hoofbeastmanure that You don't get to reserve the right to punch someone in the globes if theY are being a pain in the spinal crevice.
[Though she asks this, Vulcan suspects that it has something to do with the Hemospectrum. Even if the existence of limebloods wasn't considered heretical in Alternian society, lime is still a fairly warm blood color.]

[Vulcan blushes a little at the teasing, but has an equally silly retort ready.]
Lmao of course I'm not gonna eradicate You Ya Big Doof, just how coldblooded do You think I am?
Well, You ain't in Beforus no more, that's for darn sure.
It's a real damn shame tho that You never got to experience a real relationship, before You presumablY kicked the filial pail.
One where Your feelings and emotional needs matter just as much as The Other Person's.

[Vulcan smiles and squeezes Sloane's shoulder very slightly.]
No problem, Fam.

 

SOUNDS SUPER AWESOME ACTUALLY.
CAN I GET LIKE A COOL AS FUCK SPACE PIRATE OUTFIT?
... SHOULD I LIKE TAKE A KEYBOARD APART FOR A SPACE BAR NECKLACE TO MAKE IT A PUN?