shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

He really was. I mean, I'm certain our history texts aren't entirely truthful either, but the stories we have are amazing.

[You raise one eyebrow.] You may arbitrate truth in your universe, but I arbitrate it it mine. I could not care less about what you believe, or what you find funny.

Well, I'm glad you did. I hope more people do. [You frown, thinking about all the problems people haven't wanted to 'bother you with' that you're still uncovering.] At least we're not that bad off...

 

Sunshine smiles at Catriv. "We have some plans for deal1ng w1th that. 1'm a Suffer1st, too."

 

-her voice is full of utter disdain in agreement- I'd rather be a wolf than a sheep.

-she takes the plaque, one hand lightly resting on it as she weaves Azure, Violet, Silver, and a bit of her own colorless magic. Her eyes, which are usually pale and can even be mistaken for blue in the wrong light, have gone pure amethyst- I see white on white, and a dark rainbow on night snow. So much blood- this was a weapon, and remembers. Channeled chaos and the bane of hope. The scent of damp dog- dogs- and treated wood. Laughing at death, at life, at death some more. -she shakes her head, traces a symbol on the bar with her finger- I think that's yours, or close?

 

to be fair it vwas once a svweep vwhen i vwas around.

 

... So, uh, is this a roleplaying server or are those people from the most fucked-up alien empire I've ever heard of.

 

nope.

im alternian, not beforan.

 

Two different kinds of fucked-upness, from what I've heard here.

 

alternia isnt fucked up.

 

Aliens, in their case.

 

... Well. I mean. Cultural differences in what's seen as normal, I guess.
[I'm cursing that guy as soon as I'm logging out.]

 

didnt say it vwas normal.

alternia happens to be far abovwe the avwerage planet.

 

I'd challenge you to name one of our worlds that isn't fucked to some degree, but your ego is more aggravating than amusing. I'm still debating taking you apart to see how you can even survive underwater.

 

"Your Alternia is a mess and your empire is a mess." Paz looks Dualscar right in the eye. "It's a genocidal, fucked up mess, and you're one of the people that made it a mess."

 

-to no-one in particular- I like her.

 

Just stop talking to him, Pacifica.

 

explain howv i apparently contributed to the greatness of my empire vwhen it vwas like that vwhen i hatched.

 

Paz grins at Clover. "But I'm bored," she says. "And he keeps answering back. Even though he thinks we're all beneath him. It's kind of funny."

She hugs Cinnamon, then glances at Dualscar. "You're Dualscar, right? Your name's in the Scriptures. You're the Sea Bitch's right hand man."

 

vwhat the fuck are you talking about.

 

It's not funny, it's annoying. You're being annoying.

 

vwhat scriptures, vwhos the 'sea bitch', and vwhy am i listed as her right hand man.

im my owvn right hand man.