shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*He very dramatically reposes on a mushroom that wasn't there before. Look at all his bruises. Coo over him.*

 

hmmm... [juice comes as close as they possibly can to him, and squints to get a good look at his injuries]
i'd ask orlandeau to see if there's anything he can do to help with the swelling...but you might be a bit too tiny...

 

Yeah, I guess there might be some problems with the caste system after all.
Even without the compulsorY murder involved on Alternia.
TechnicallY, You wouldn't be seen as a person on Alternia either, 'cause it would be illegal for You to be alive.
It makes me prettY sad reallY, that shit's prettY fucked for limebloods no matter where the hell in paradox space theY are.
Don't let Hlorri hear anY of this tho lmao
She'll totallY kill me if she hears me talking mad heresY like this.
But anYwaYs, at the verY least here You've got this highblood here to listen and help when needed.
[Vulcan gestures at herself with both hands.]

[Vulcan starts blushing furiously, scratching the back of her head while looking away.]
Y-Yeah, I'm definitelY reallY glad I got to meet You too, Fam.

 

*Irritated wing flick.*

 

hmm...what's bugging you?

 

@Twinkerbell huh...sorry...i guess you'd have even more reason than me to feel annoyed about your height

 

*He spreads his arms out to the side while pulling a face, ending with a nasty tinkling snicker.*

 

I just can't stand it when people blame others for not being able to 'communicate right'.

Besides, the bells are nice! It reminds me of Cinder.

 

, ?

*Eyebrow wiggle. It's not clear what he's saying but it seems dirty.*

 

"For what it's worth, I think Norm's motivation was not that the pixie's communication wasn't 'right', but that I was getting hurt," Paz says softly. "Which...doesn't make what Norm did okay, but..." Paz sighs. "I'm going to go explain to Norm that magic will work on people here if they want it to, so he could have used magic on me instead of beating the pixie. In case something like that happens again. Because magic won't work on people here if they don't want it to. But I think most people who are in the situation I was in would be perfectly fine with getting magicked."

She frowns. "I mean, honestly, if my pet had figured out that he was what was hurting me, she would have bitten him, and he probably wouldn't have survived. I would feel terrible about it, but Cinnamon wouldn't have known she was doing anything wrong, because the thylacines have only been tamed for a couple of days, and I'm the only person here that she minds."

She glances at the pixie. "I'm, ah, really glad that didn't happen, just so there's no misunderstanding. And I'm sorry I called you 'it'. We grew up in the Falls using 'it' for pixies, but we were wrong to do that and it doesn't make it okay. I'm going to tell the rest of the family that we shouldn't do that any more."

 

-She giggles silently, covering her mouth.-

 

, ' ' .

*He mimes being a giant, staggering around slowly.*

{(fuck this im leaving it im not redoing the attachments Again)}

 

greetings. vwho here vwould like to participate in a crockercorp focus group? vwere currently considering launching a newv ad campaign for gusher flavwored cake mix and vwould like your thoughts on it.

 

That's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

more popular culture references to appeal to the youth demographic. got it.

 

Do you have any of the product??? I can't tell if it sounds delicious or horrible!!!

 

*He procures a plate of multicolored mini cupcakes.*

 

*puts the entire plate in his mouth*
It's actually both at once!!! Sure, I'll watch your ad, I want to see how you could possibly sell this!!!