shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

im being paid in prestige and experience.

 

That's called slavery yo.

 

no its not.

 

What's the diff, biff?

 

im employed here of my owvn free vwill because its turned my life around.

 

It's not employment if you're not getting paid.

 

i get health insurance.

 

So how'd they turn your life around, anyway?

 

.... that REALLY reminds me of home :')

 

That doesn´t sound nice.

 

i vwas spinning around in a black vwortex for thousands of svweeps until i finally crawvled through that door and entered earth c. but still i vwas rude, lecherous, and borderline delusional till the boss took me under her vwing and helped me clean up my act. vwhy vwouldnt i be grateful?

 

Th´Squishie´s right, sounds like slavery.

 

How'd she clean up your act?

 

i said helped ME clean up my act.

 

The andscapes are very beautiful!

 

By not paying you.

 

there isnt a need to pay me vwhen there isnt evwen a currency.

 

No no you don't get it, I'm sure he is working for ~exposure~ :)

 

So then what are you selling?

 

i told you, gusher flavwored cake mix.