shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*quietly* Um, would You maYbe like a big hug?
I know it's a prettY unambiguouslY pale thing.
And it might be prettY motherfucking forward of Me, considering We just met and all.
But, I want to do pale shit with You in a waY that places the importance on Your feelings.
On how You feel.
I want to make You feel valued for being You, not for Your powers.
If that makes sense?
Is it okaY of me to be asking this?
SorrY, I'll back off if I'm making You uncomfortable.

 

What about the people?

 

Yeah, but in exchange for what?

 

-snort- Exposure my shiny white aft

 

publicity and brand familiarity.

 

Whats a gusher?

 

What do people give you for the cake mix? What are the ingrediants?

 

howv should i knowv? im not in charge of the alchemization.

 

An Earth sweet!!! It's a soft gummy with liquid inside!!!

 

What do people give you in exchange if there is no money? There can't be capitalism without money!

 

Like a liquid filled rust ball? How does it not just melt?

 

i told you, i didnt set this society up. i just make the ads.

 

You don't know anything??

 

i knowv howv to iron a suit jacket.

 

Stupid.

 

im not stupid.

 

It's two substances with different melting points that both taste sweet!!! It's a little softer than a rust ball, though, and much smaller!!!

 

Fine. The set-up is stupid. I want to talk to your manager.

 

the CEO is vwery busy and isnt here right nowv.

 

Okay.