shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I need to help.

 

And Its Caegars. Kay-garrrrrrs.

 

*He hastily puts his hat back on and backs away from Clover.*

 

...gimme his tie?

-She gives Chroma puppydog eyes.-

 

He Doesnt Fucking Want Your Help.
Its Very Pitiable That You Want To Save The Poor Fucker But He Doesnt Want Help He Wants To Run Himself Into The Ground While Deliriously Smiling.
You Cant Force People To Have A Better Life. Its Stupid To Try.

 

Im Not Stealing Douchefish Mac Capitalisms Clothes.

 

-Sad face.-

 

please dont steal my clothes.

 

Do you ever take them off??

 

id rather not discuss this vwith a preadolescent.

 

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The Fact That He Did Not Make This Into A Gross Joke Means This Ones My Favorite Douchefins Now

Please Do Not Question Why Nicer Douchefins Is Not Currently Stripping I Wanted My Sanity To Remain Somewhat Less Broken Than "Ground Into A Fine Dust"

... Okay As Nice As This Is, Now Im Getting Concerned.

 

I'm 14!

 

is that supposed to convwince me.

 

I'm ALMOST an adult!

 

not almost enough.

 

I just want to know if your clothes are mind-controlling you!

 

...
*He stares for a moment before bursting into laughter.*

 

I- I know it's absurd but-

-She goes red with embarrassment and anger.-

 

vwhats next, is my breakfast cereal telling me the end is nigh?

 

Now Now He Could Also Have Gone Through Perfectly Normal Brainwashing And Reeducation Lets Not Jump To Conclusions Here.