shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*grins* I like that nickname. It's really long but I like it.

And yeah, I guess so.

... okay, okay... worst booze!

*a glass appears*

Tada! This is one of humanity's first attempts at booze! And it tastes like it!

Norm the Genie.

 

because thats so specific.

 

i heard free booze.

 

Spoiler: start of the magic mpreg drink storyline

It's specific enough.

*imagines up a drink that he hopes will knock cronus up for several hours and give him the worst headache ever when he wakes up*

Here you go!

 

what proof is it.

 

37.5%. Perfectly legal in the European Union.

 

-raises a battered metal goblet- The worst wassail I've ever had, made with local berries that were probably poisonous. Good thing we're more resistant than most humans, and we only had a bad trip.

 

*laughs* How bad was the trip?

 

i mean, im american, but whatever.

(anyone got some soda or something. i dont drink things straight.)

 

*makes soda appear*

*passes it over*

 

[offers a twisty straw]

[Somehow.]

 

My brother lost a fistfight with a hallucination.

 

*laughs* That must've been real embarrassing for him.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

*Downs it and lets out a truly impressive belch.*

 

! ! ! M A Y_I_H A V E_O N E_A S_W E L L ? :0

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

*pokerface time*

*he's really tempted to smirk but he knows that smirking might ruin the surprise*

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

weird tasting booze. is it some screwy homebrew or something.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

It's special. And super rare.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

yeah, but what IS it.

 

[Reality shudders for a moment, and then...]

[Will you look at that, it's more twisty straws!!]

[A nice variety to choose from. Colors, shapes, and sizes.]