shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*becoming increasingly frustrated*..i am norm, and i have a selfcest kink..!

oooOOOooooOOoo!..

 

A tryhard at spookiness? Really? That's not even accurate!

... well, that's true.

 

*noises of frustration* i'm norm, and i'm a big smelly bumface who likes to eat bees!..

 

Bees?

 

I don't like eating bees!

 

Amd yet you don't deny the "smelly bumface" part. Curious.

 

i'm norm and i like slathering myself in honey with bees in my tummy! *juice rubs their stonach repeatedly for emphasis*

 

Maybe I genuinely do smell and look bad to them! I don't know!

... what the fuck?

 

[Whisper attempts to cover a smile with one hand, optics gone bright.] I know most humans don't do aemulic affection but that is adorable. How long have they been... holding a grudge?

 

... Okay, but this is actually really cute.

 

I dunno.

*laughs sheepishly* Yeah, kinda.

 

"It's seriously cute, dude. You can't deny the kawaii."

 

"Some of us do. Mabel and I were there long before we ever met trolls." Paz grins. "It was hate at first sight. She acts crazy in public and does whatever she wants and she isn't afraid of me. I'm a snob and I dress better than her and I like getting my way. She's a loser, I'm a bitch. We have so much fun."

 

That sounds, um, exhausting.

 

"We hate each other with love," says Paz, grinning. "She serenaded me with a rickroll, only she changed the words to make it about us. She's made me less obnoxious. I've managed to get her moving so she won't go supernova when she turns 18 because she eats junk all day. We spar together and play games together. It might be exhausting for you, old man, but we're 13."

 

Jesus, if 27 is old for you that's... uh, fuck. I guess that is pretty old. I'm, um, glad you guys are that good of friendrivals though. Good for you?

 

a proper caliginous relationship isn't exhausting, it's fuN.

 

Fun sounds exhausting.

 

if fun is exhausting, then what do you even do with your lifE

 

Make coffee, mostly. Sometimes I, uh, sleep for twenty hours at a time. Jump off rooftops and stuff. Boring things.