shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

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  1. gnomonAugury

    gnomonAugury Fedina Oscine, Mage of Time |18+

    What iph the clothes were chopped up real small.
     
    gnomonAugury, Jan 11, 2017 at 3:53 PM
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  2. An Esteemed Gentleman

    An Esteemed Gentleman Marketing Director at CrockerCorp

    im not being drugged.
     
    An Esteemed Gentleman, Jan 11, 2017 at 3:56 PM
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  3. gnomonAugury

    gnomonAugury Fedina Oscine, Mage of Time |18+

    What iph the clothes are in your think pan right now.
     
    gnomonAugury, Jan 11, 2017 at 3:58 PM
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  4. An Esteemed Gentleman

    An Esteemed Gentleman Marketing Director at CrockerCorp

    then vwhy vwould i need my tie back??
     
    An Esteemed Gentleman, Jan 11, 2017 at 3:58 PM
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  5. gnomonAugury

    gnomonAugury Fedina Oscine, Mage of Time |18+

    They need their lusus to pheel saphe and their rampant abandonment issues are aphphecting your judgement.
     
    gnomonAugury, Jan 11, 2017 at 3:59 PM
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  6. An Esteemed Gentleman

    An Esteemed Gentleman Marketing Director at CrockerCorp

    so nowv the drugged clothes are SENTIENT??
     
    An Esteemed Gentleman, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:00 PM
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  7. gnomonAugury

    gnomonAugury Fedina Oscine, Mage of Time |18+

    Its either that or you have a wholly unhealthy dependency on your clothes and your job which is the most laughable phucking thing in the world. Im giving you the benephit oph the doubt and assuming your baby clothes mind minions are pining phor their lost mother.
     
    gnomonAugury, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:02 PM
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  8. An Esteemed Gentleman

    An Esteemed Gentleman Marketing Director at CrockerCorp

    its not unhealthy to havwe a job you lovwe and dont vwant to lose.
     
    An Esteemed Gentleman, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:07 PM
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  9. Aricia Chaput

    Aricia Chaput Pitch Harlot

    i'm pretty sure it's the first thing thougH

    like he was also pretty attached to that hat of hiS

    unless you think the baby clothes mind minions have two lusiI?
     
    Aricia Chaput, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:08 PM
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  10. calicosAssassin

    calicosAssassin ex imperial orphaner

    maybe the entire outfit is the lusus and the offspring is internal.
     
    calicosAssassin, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:11 PM
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  11. gnomonAugury

    gnomonAugury Fedina Oscine, Mage of Time |18+

    Iph you lose it and you cry can I get a video oph it to laugh at later?
    He didnt even blink when the little phucked up kernelsprite took it though so clearly its the tie thats the lusus. The hat was only a decoy to deter predators.
     
    gnomonAugury, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:12 PM
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  12. Aricia Chaput

    Aricia Chaput Pitch Harlot

    ....only one way to knoW

    i'll have to dissect hiM.
     
    Aricia Chaput, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:13 PM
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  13. Aricia Chaput

    Aricia Chaput Pitch Harlot

    ooooh, good poinT.

    ....but i still think we should dissect him to be surE.

    it would prove a theory either waY.
     
    Aricia Chaput, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:14 PM
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  14. Whisperwind of Obex

    Whisperwind of Obex [bird noises]

    Let's not dissect people for no good reason.
     
    Whisperwind of Obex, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:14 PM
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  15. gnomonAugury

    gnomonAugury Fedina Oscine, Mage of Time |18+

    Iph you wanna cut up a phinphace Im not about to stop you but dont expect me to help.
     
    gnomonAugury, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:14 PM
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  16. Aricia Chaput

    Aricia Chaput Pitch Harlot

    this is a perfectly good reason, i don't know what you meaN

    besides, i can put him back together afteR
     
    Aricia Chaput, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:15 PM
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  17. An Esteemed Gentleman

    An Esteemed Gentleman Marketing Director at CrockerCorp

    *Sniffle.*

    id rather be dissected than havwe to explain to my boss vwhy i lost the tie she had personally made for me.
     
    An Esteemed Gentleman, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:15 PM
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  18. Aricia Chaput

    Aricia Chaput Pitch Harlot

    reallY? sweeT!

    c'merE.

    (Aricia summons a scalpel.)

    (((she's not actually going to dissect him. even if he agrees. she'll find a way out of it. she's never actually killed a person and she is kind of squeamish.)))
     
    Aricia Chaput, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:16 PM
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  19. Whisperwind of Obex

    Whisperwind of Obex [bird noises]

    That doesn't make it better.

    Someone please give this troll his fragging tie back.
     
    Whisperwind of Obex, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:19 PM
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  20. Aricia Chaput

    Aricia Chaput Pitch Harlot

    (Aricia looks puzzled.)

    why noT?
     
    Aricia Chaput, Jan 11, 2017 at 4:21 PM
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