shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*Mary Sue wins*

 

*burt hyperwins*

 

*Mary Sue wins more than burt all the time*

 

Oh come on, where's the drama? Where is the awful, awful cheater who overwhelms Mary Sue so her flushed love interest can swoop in and save the day?

 

*but the only thing she wins at is Losing*

 

*burt dies horribly and can't do anything to Mary Sue and no one ever mentions him again forever*

 

*but burt refused*

 

I think youre seeing the wrong genre. This is clearly a pitch romance about a harlot that never commits until she meets the one phling she cant overwhelm at the outset. Is it hate at phirst sight???

 

ur a MEAN FLAMER TROLL
*kills you*

 

*DETERMINATION*

I'M NOT A TROLL! THAT'S A TROLL! *points at @gnomonAugury *

 

I resemble that remark.

 

the MEAN kind of troll
and i know EXACTLY how to deal with them
im going to ignore you now!!!

 

*creeps closer to mary sue *

 

I resemble that remark too.

 

*looks the other way*

 

i don't hate you!..i am just highly irritated byall of you...

 

Mabel grins at Oneira and makes a heart sign at her.

"Fortunately Grunkle Stan isn't here right now because he would never let me live it down. The part where I said it was impossible to use too much glitter, that is."

Mabel shrugs. "It's usually whoever her flushed love interest was already dating. Do we know who her flushed love interest is?"

 

"I may or may not resemble that remark. Although I don't think you can call twelve-year-olds harlots."

 

YOUR FLUSHED LOVE INTEREST SUCKS!

 

What the phuck is a year.