shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

(๑′°︿°๑) I did hope maybe I could show him it wasn't like that but it didn't work...

 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

*kisses his cheek*
You're very cute sometimes.

 

(Oneira tilts her head)
That's knot what I heard, but ok. You do you.

Did your own stash run dry?
(Oneira mixes up a glass of... something.)
I mean, here you go.

 

(；゜○゜)
(｡♥‿♥｡)
-affectionate godly nuzzlesnuggles-

 

Accusing me oph being phrom Bephorus. I phucking never.

 

(Apostasia plants her face on the table.)
Less questions, more booze.

 

[overdramatic fake swoon, complete with more wing flutters] take me now doctor!

I'm pretty sure Cap L's already given you the "sometimes people see the power before the guy wielding it" talk so I am just gonna
go back to playing with this nice pretty jet here [he bats a wingtip against the nearest part of Cloudcrusher]

 

i want snuggles too!
*everyone wants to snuggle Mary Sue now*

 

((...Turns out the mun missed that line, whooops))
That's a whole nother thing.
...
I mean it's kinda obvious you're from Alternia.

Mabel that was uncalled for.

 

...how old even are you and what's the age of consent for your species

 

(Apostasia opts to drink instead)

 

*babby snuggles*

 

my age doesnt matter bcuz my soul is a million year old goddess ok?
also snuggles dont HAVE to be sexy

 

Oh, it'd be my pleasure.
*he dips Venture in a classic movie kiss*

 

...I liked him though. He had good thoughts. You guys have fun. (.﹒︣︿﹒︣.)

-this shit don't work on gods-

 

*rolls his eyes but can't resist the lure of snuggles*

 

Oh phuck me are you like three too oh shit oh phuck.
*He claws his way free of snuggles. The horror.*

*THE FRANTIC STRUGGLING INTENSIFIES. HE IS FREE. FEDINA IS A FREE TROLL!*

Right? I pheel victimized. Victimized as shit.

 

-holds his hand and engages in PG-rated PDA-

-looks at Mary Sue and then his own thirty foot metal frame-
I believe that would be rather hazardous for you.

 

*it does now*